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« Reply #1200 on: June 26, 2012, 07:52:51 PM »

going to the shops to buy coffee. Spending £32 pounds and forgetting coffee
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« Reply #1201 on: June 27, 2012, 07:29:58 AM »

Going to a supermarket being in a massive queue for ages at 1 til, they then open the next til and all the people at the back of the queue wander straight over the new til, and get served immediately, while the newb at my til takes forever.

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« Reply #1202 on: June 27, 2012, 07:39:51 AM »

nipping over to the shop for milk before getting ready for work, but forgetting until you get back and look in the mirror that you've put toothpaste overnight on the well timed zit that's appeared on your face. sigh.
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« Reply #1203 on: June 27, 2012, 09:06:42 AM »

nipping over to the shop for milk before getting ready for work, but forgetting until you get back and look in the mirror that you've put toothpaste overnight on the well timed zit that's appeared on your face. sigh.

could be worse

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« Reply #1204 on: June 27, 2012, 09:10:30 AM »

Didn't really piss me off - shoulda been in the personal fail thread. Postedbefore 2nd coffee Smiley
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« Reply #1205 on: June 27, 2012, 02:45:43 PM »

People who write u instead of you, c instead of see etc.

And before anyone starts, Yes I know I wrote etc instead of etcetera, and I know I started this sentence with and. 
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« Reply #1206 on: June 27, 2012, 03:04:46 PM »

People who won't move over into an empty outside lane to let you filter into the lane they are in despite you having indicated and it being flaming obvious anyway
This on a stretch of road designed by a pedestrian with four lanes of traffic and two junctions within about 400 yards where it's not always possible to get up to the speed of the road you want to join due to cars in front of you.

Generally speaking these people will be driving a penis substitute made by Mercedes or BMW
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« Reply #1207 on: June 27, 2012, 03:19:51 PM »

People who won't move over into an empty outside lane to let you filter into the lane they are in despite you having indicated and it being flaming obvious anyway
This on a stretch of road designed by a pedestrian with four lanes of traffic and two junctions within about 400 yards where it's not always possible to get up to the speed of the road you want to join due to cars in front of you.

Generally speaking these people will be driving a penis substitute made by Mercedes or BMW

This happened to a friend of mine yesterday. It ended with a lorry ripping the side of his car.
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« Reply #1208 on: June 27, 2012, 04:06:11 PM »

People who capitalize non-proper words mid-sentence, Puts me on lifetilt.
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« Reply #1209 on: June 27, 2012, 04:38:22 PM »

People who capitalize non-proper words mid-sentence, Puts me on lifetilt.

You're taking the P now.

One for red-dog there too.
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« Reply #1210 on: June 27, 2012, 06:15:12 PM »

 probs already had this but, people who insist on driving down the middle lane of an empty three lane motorway has to be the single most tilting thing ive ever encountered

brainless simpletons
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« Reply #1211 on: June 27, 2012, 06:17:12 PM »

probs already had this but, people who insist on driving down tge middle lane of an empty three lane motorway has to be the single most tilting thing ive ever encountered

brainless simpletons

How do you know they are driving down the middle lane on an empty motorway? And does it matter on an empty motorway?
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« Reply #1212 on: June 27, 2012, 06:18:16 PM »

probs already had this but, people who insist on driving down the middle lane of an empty three lane motorway has to be the single most tilting thing ive ever encountered

brainless simpletons
Yeah I always under take  em pulling a mooney out of my window.
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« Reply #1213 on: June 27, 2012, 06:18:52 PM »

People who use fog lights in the rain.
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« Reply #1214 on: June 27, 2012, 06:19:38 PM »

People who drive at 90 mph two feet in front of you.
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