Things that piss you off!

[Tal]

I've posted this one before but it still amuses me. A lady on the train from work was on the phone to her mum, explaining that she and her fiancé were deciding what sort of hotel to stay in for their upcoming holiday. They had a choice, she explained, between a smart hotel and paying for the luxury or a basic hotel and spending money on nice meals. Every other phrase was 'at the end of the day', 'yer-kno' and 'like'.

She concluded:

"I told him the best thing to do is book the cheap hotel because a bed's just somewhere to sleep...at the end of the day"

I lold.

Pretty sure that when you go on holiday with your fiance these days a bed is not just somewhere to sleep

My bete noire is 'd'ya know wadimean'

often heard on Teesside in the extended version, 'd'ya know wadimean like'

I have no interest in suggesting this lady was a fornicator, David. None of that mucky business before wedlock, if you please.

[bobAlike]

I've posted this one before but it still amuses me. A lady on the train from work was on the phone to her mum, explaining that she and her fiancé were deciding what sort of hotel to stay in for their upcoming holiday. They had a choice, she explained, between a smart hotel and paying for the luxury or a basic hotel and spending money on nice meals. Every other phrase was 'at the end of the day', 'yer-kno' and 'like'.

She concluded:

"I told him the best thing to do is book the cheap hotel because a bed's just somewhere to sleep...at the end of the day"

I lold.

Pretty sure that when you go on holiday with your fiance these days a bed is not just somewhere to sleep

My bete noire is 'd'ya know wadimean'

often heard on Teesside in the extended version, 'd'ya know wadimean like'

I have no interest in suggesting this lady was a fornicator, David. None of that mucky business before wedlock, if you please.

Have you not heard of 'try before you buy'?

[Tal]

Don't even know where to begin with that!

[bobAlike]

Don't even know where to begin with that!

^^^^^^^^^
This must surely be a first

[VBlue]

"I told him the best thing to do is book the cheap hotel because a bed's just somewhere to sleep...at the end of the day"

Should have been 'a bed is just somewhere to sleep at the end of the day....at the end of the day.'  Although maybe the original works better.

[bobAlike]

Car insurance for my daughters first car. What a bloody nightmare. One quote for her with a provisional licence 1100 and when she passes her test it goes up to 4.5k. WTF

[david3103]

I've posted this one before but it still amuses me. A lady on the train from work was on the phone to her mum, explaining that she and her fiancé were deciding what sort of hotel to stay in for their upcoming holiday. They had a choice, she explained, between a smart hotel and paying for the luxury or a basic hotel and spending money on nice meals. Every other phrase was 'at the end of the day', 'yer-kno' and 'like'.

She concluded:

"I told him the best thing to do is book the cheap hotel because a bed's just somewhere to sleep...at the end of the day"

I lold.

Pretty sure that when you go on holiday with your fiance these days a bed is not just somewhere to sleep

My bete noire is 'd'ya know wadimean'

often heard on Teesside in the extended version, 'd'ya know wadimean like'

I have no interest in suggesting this lady was a fornicator, David. None of that mucky business before wedlock, if you please.

in the days when sex before marriage was frowned upon someone once likened being engaged to getting a new bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it till Easter. To which the standard reply was "what, not even up the back alley?"

[Tal]

1970s smut ITT

[david3103]

1970s smut ITT

I thankyew!
I'm here all week

[youthnkzR]

'Monster Beats ' headphones.

No particular reason there just one thing which have always irritated me.

[Karabiner]

Jamie effing Redknapp.

Especially when he says "wivvartadart".

[bobAlike]

Why the service in cinemas is so fu*king poor. They take ages to get to you and they take even longer getting what you want and what's made it worse is that they use the refreshment counters to sell bloody tickets now.

[corkeye]

People you work with who just talk about work when there's s group of you out for a meal/drinks

Stfu and talk about something else pls

[paulhouk03]

Coke heads

[RED-DOG]

Why the service in cinemas is so fu*king poor. They take ages to get to you and they take even longer getting what you want and what's made it worse is that they use the refreshment counters to sell bloody tickets now.

Having to choose your seat before you go into the auditorium.

WT absolute F is that about?