Things that make you happy

[bobAlike]

People going on massive tilt for the most trivial things.

Just saw a lady at a petrol station lose the plot because it took the cashier maybe 15-20 seconds to press the button inside. She totally blew her top because it was cold and was effing and blinding at the top of her voice on the forecourt where the cashier would probably not hear her anyway. Then the tirade of abuse started again when she went in to pay 

Hey Woodsey do you like watching people get upset and abuse other people? I would have thought this would have gone in the piss you off thread or just dont get thread?

[Woodsey]

People going on massive tilt for the most trivial things.

Just saw a lady at a petrol station lose the plot because it took the cashier maybe 15-20 seconds to press the button inside. She totally blew her top because it was cold and was effing and blinding at the top of her voice on the forecourt where the cashier would probably not hear her anyway. Then the tirade of abuse started again when she went in to pay  

Hey Woodsey do you like watching people get upset and abuse other people? I would have thought this would have gone in the piss you off thread or just dont get thread?

No of course not, you're probably right, could have been put somewhere else. But it was honestly extremely funny when she blew her gasket outside and the cashier was none the wiser at that stage. That's what made me think of this thread first.

[bobAlike]

People going on massive tilt for the most trivial things.

Just saw a lady at a petrol station lose the plot because it took the cashier maybe 15-20 seconds to press the button inside. She totally blew her top because it was cold and was effing and blinding at the top of her voice on the forecourt where the cashier would probably not hear her anyway. Then the tirade of abuse started again when she went in to pay 

Hey Woodsey do you like watching people get upset and abuse other people? I would have thought this would have gone in the piss you off thread or just dont get thread?

No of course not, you're probably right, could have been put somewhere else. But it was honestly extremely funny when she blew her gasket outside and the cashier was none the wiser at that stage. That's what made me think of this thread first.

It happened whilst I was at a petrol station a few years ago and this bloke gave a young female cashier hell over it. She was petrified so I put on my Superman tshirt and flew off

[smashedagain]

The 24 hour petrol station as you come into Scunny seems to always have the same old dear on working the night shift and obv the door is always locked. Everybody knows that if you use this petrol station late a night you are gonna be there forever. She has a hunchback and moves at about half a mile an hour. She must watch TV out back and is always at least 30 seconds to switch the pump on. Then if you want a sweet or anything from inside the shop she takes forever hobbling round to fetch it and bring it back to put through the box.

One night a young revving Kevin was pretty tilted with the whole experience from putting his £5 fuel into the saxo as he had to wait for her to put the pump on. As I was fuelling up he also had to wait an age his crisps and mars bar but as he is walking back to his car I walked up to pay. At that his girl friend shouts can I have a diet red bull? So as I am getting something from the shop too I shout the old dear and say can you get a sugar free red bull too. I say to the kid behind me " that will save you another 5 minutes".  He just looks at me and says "it don't fucking matter to me".

I just think whatever but as I turn away I hear him say " he fucking asked for a Sugar Free redbull" and in his hand was the normal dark blue version. At that he throws the can straight at the window and it bounces back at him and hits him just under the eye socket opening up a 3/4 inch gash streaming with blood. He looks at me and says is it bad? I look him str8 in the face and say "it don't fucking matter to me"

[rfgqqabc]

The 24 hour petrol station as you come into Scunny seems to always have the same old dear on working the night shift and obv the door is always locked. Everybody knows that if you use this petrol station late a night you are gonna be there forever. She has a hunchback and moves at about half a mile an hour. She must watch TV out back and is always at least 30 seconds to switch the pump on. Then if you want a sweet or anything from inside the shop she takes forever hobbling round to fetch it and bring it back to put through the box.

One night a young revving Kevin was pretty tilted with the whole experience from putting his £5 fuel into the saxo as he had to wait for her to put the pump on. As I was fuelling up he also had to wait an age his crisps and mars bar but as he is walking back to his car I walked up to pay. At that his girl friend shouts can I have a diet red bull? So as I am getting something from the shop too I shout the old dear and say can you get a sugar free red bull too. I say to the kid behind me " that will save you another 5 minutes".  He just looks at me and says "it don't fucking matter to me".

I just think whatever but as I turn away I hear him say " he fucking asked for a Sugar Free redbull" and in his hand was the normal dark blue version. At that he throws the can straight at the window and it bounces back at him and hits him just under the eye socket opening up a 3/4 inch gash streaming with blood. He looks at me and says is it bad? I look him str8 in the face and say "it don't fucking matter to me"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A+

[Tal]

That's what you'll tell the police anyway

[smashedagain]

That's what you'll tell the police anyway

haha. You ain't a friend on Facebook are you? Latest status was yesterday within ten minutes of leaving the house we went swimming with the kids as we do every Sunday morning at the same time and they turn up to say they had received a 999 phone call and the step son let em in to have a look around? Small mercies at least the door was still on its hinges when we got back.

[Tal]

That's what you'll tell the police anyway

haha. You ain't a friend on Facebook are you? Latest status was yesterday within ten minutes of leaving the house we went swimming with the kids as we do every Sunday morning at the same time and they turn up to say they had received a 999 phone call and the step son let em in to have a look around? Small mercies at least the door was still on its hinges when we got back.

Gordon Bennett!

I'm nobody's friend (on Facebook), as I steer clear of that stuff. Too much time spent on blonde for any of that social malarkey

[bobAlike]

That's too funny mate. Some of these one liners that come out in strange situations are just comedy gold. Which reminds me of a night out in Newquay with a mate of mine who wasn't a troublemaker but always ended up in a ruck. He just could never turn the other cheek when someone minding our own business when this twat knocked into my mate and then acted as if it was my mates fault. The twat started dialogue along the lines of 'what the eff you doing you effing prick, watch where you're going, blah, blah, blah' My mate just told him to F off. To which the the twat starts telling us how good he is a karate, and judo and various other martial arts and how he's trained to expect the unexpected. At which point my mate grabbed him by the ears and put his head through a nearby fruit machine and calmly said 'well you didn't expect that'.

Funnily enough we got thrown out after that.

[smashedagain]

That's too funny mate. Some of these one liners that come out in strange situations are just comedy gold. Which reminds me of a night out in Newquay with a mate of mine who wasn't a troublemaker but always ended up in a ruck. He just could never turn the other cheek when someone minding our own business when this twat knocked into my mate and then acted as if it was my mates fault. The twat started dialogue along the lines of 'what the eff you doing you effing prick, watch where you're going, blah, blah, blah' My mate just told him to F off. To which the the twat starts telling us how good he is a karate, and judo and various other martial arts and how he's trained to expect the unexpected. At which point my mate grabbed him by the ears and put his head through a nearby fruit machine and calmly said 'well you didn't expect that'.

Funnily enough we got thrown out after that.

lol. We are getting to old mates and only have these sort of memories to stop is turning into grumpy old gits.

[Woodsey]

Comedy story my Mum just told me.

She went to Italy on holiday in the 70's, her and my dad went to visit a family they knew for an evening for drinks and dinner etc.

Loads of really good food was served as you would expect in Italy, one of the courses was a platter of little bits of meat, some had little bones in others not. They just ate it without enquiring what it was and thought it was really good. After they had finished they asked what is was, and it was a platter of all the common little birds in Italy, suppose like sparrows, blackbirds etc.

That might not seem funny on the surface of it, but if you knew how much she liked birds and how much time she takes feeding and looking after them here at her house, you can imagine how horrified she was  . She laughs at it now though lol.

[Acidmouse]

Emily 3 my eldest writing her name and younger sisters Sophie on mothers day card and giving the card to mummy in bed along with cooked breakfast...good morning then off to swim and treats..love it.

[Woodsey]

After the airline food is Shite rant from someone I feel the need to report this.

Had a breakfast today/yesterday (my days are upside down) it was alright, not perfect but wtf do u expect? However, there was a perfectly cooked poached egg on all of our trays today (well me and the guys next to me), how the hell did they achieve that on an airline platter? with soft yolk etc?

[johnkeen]

After the airline food is Shite rant from someone I feel the need to report this.

Had a breakfast today/yesterday (my days are upside down) it was alright, not perfect but wtf do u expect? However, there was a perfectly cooked poached egg on all of our trays today (well me and the guys next to me), how the hell did they achieve that on an airline platter? with soft yolk etc?

Learning how to handle yolks is a big part of pilot training these days.

[Acidmouse]

Snow, more specifically snow that drifts due to windy conditions. We had 6-7 foot drifts all the garden and street today. Didn't even have to make an igloo it was right there made for us to go in