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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2011, 10:36:49 PM » |
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paul do you cook much?
getting right into noodles at the moment, made pad thai tonight and trying to get more into that type of stuff.
any tips?
nope ty your welcome PMSL phad thai..................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  |
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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2011, 11:25:40 PM » |
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Ah just remembered...
Was with the Americans for a few weeks last year down on the AFG/PAK border. Used a local militia commanders compound every now and then. Naturally most mornings we sat down with the guy for a chin wag and a brew (really nice sweet green tea).
We usually had like a communal plate of fried eggs for dipping bread in, but this one day he wanted to host us for a full on lunch. I made the mistake of going to the bog (hole in the ground worse than the one on Karl Pilkington!). On the way back I took a wrong turn and ended up in the kitchen.
The place was utterly filthy with flea bitten dogs wandering about; the raw meat was hanging from the ceiling absolutely covered in flies (it was very hot outdoors too). The chef (?) was making it up into a sort of curry dish.
We sat there for a few hours, bizarrely saying not much and watching the Muppets (in itself a bit trippy), waiting for dinner to be served. When the chef served it up he was covered in blood and his hands were filthy. I really didn't want to eat the meal for fear of D n V, but really really couldn't turn it down. It was very pungent but actually didn't taste too bad...
Obviously had a bit, then a bit more and was literally being urged to cram more down by the militia guys. I finished and then spent the next couple of days twitching, just waiting, for the sh*ts from hell - which really ain't good when you're out and about on patrols!!!! Gotta say I was relieved they didn't come...
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« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2011, 08:17:54 AM » |
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whilst in Bosnia in 94 we had kids coming up to our camp offering to go to the shops and buy us drinks and sweets beer and brandy etc,
one time they said give us ten dm and we will go get you a pizza 4 of us bargain !!!
hour later they came back with 4 kebabs saying they could get no pizza.
it was really nice after days and days of ration pack food this was awesome.
a few days later we saw the kids and asked them to go get us some more kebabs........they said sorry but they could get no more ? why ? cos they only had one dog!!!
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« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2011, 10:34:03 AM » |
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ha, i used to eat that about 3-4 times a wk bk in the day. Its my special and it tastes delish. Prolly bout time i changed my sig thou. Any suggestions? |
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2011, 05:55:19 PM » |
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whilst in Bosnia in 94 we had kids coming up to our camp offering to go to the shops and buy us drinks and sweets beer and brandy etc,
one time they said give us ten dm and we will go get you a pizza 4 of us bargain !!!
hour later they came back with 4 kebabs saying they could get no pizza.
it was really nice after days and days of ration pack food this was awesome.
a few days later we saw the kids and asked them to go get us some more kebabs........they said sorry but they could get no more ? why ? cos they only had one dog!!!
Haha yeah I remember seeing dogs being roasted on spits - especially on the road between Gornji Vakuf and Sarajevo for some reason!! They seemed to love it down that way (can't remember the town) But you reminded me of the story (possibly urban myth) of the Platoon house that regularly ate from the same pizza shop. They all went down with Gonorreaha of the throat. Pizzas were tested and several different sperm samples were found on each... |
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2011, 09:12:49 PM » |
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i think the town we was at was called jelleua ...not 100% we was the first company to move so far north at the time we acquired an old factory and then an abattoir.
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2011, 11:18:19 PM » |
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i think the town we was at was called jelleua ...not 100% we was the first company to move so far north at the time we acquired an old factory and then an abattoir.
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« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2011, 12:25:47 AM » |
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Donner kebabs.
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« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2011, 12:36:23 AM » |
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Donner kebabs.
U ain't had a proper shit kebab until you've have had one in a third world country for £1.20 mate. The shits are mandatory for being such a drunk tight arse  | Click to see full-size image. |
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« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2011, 12:37:13 AM » |
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Donner kebabs.
U ain't had a proper shit kebab until you've have had one in a third world country for £1.20 mate. The shits are mandatory for being such a drunk tight arse | Click to see full-size image. |
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« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2011, 01:00:03 AM » |
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There was a kebab shop that sold them for £1 in Nottingham... £1.20 sounds a right rip off! One night we all wanted a kebab and the only driver offered to drive us if we bought him one, so we accepted his offer and went to our favourite kebab shop for ours and got him one of he £1 ones from next door. He wasn't happy but his was actually tasted nicer. |
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« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2011, 01:02:41 AM » |
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There was a kebab shop that sold them for £1 in Nottingham... £1.20 sounds a right rip off! One night we all wanted a kebab and the only driver offered to drive us if we bought him one, so we accepted his offer and went to our favourite kebab shop for ours and got him one of he £1 ones from next door. He wasn't happy but his was actually tasted nicer. I live in nottingham and have never seen one for less than £2.50  Fk knows what shyteholes u were eating in..... |
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« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2011, 01:12:50 AM » |
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Nottingham Kebabs in Radford. Of course it's dirty it sold kebabs for £1! And we only went there to buy a £1 kebab for the driver...
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« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2011, 01:17:08 AM » |
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Nottingham Kebabs in Radford. Of course it's dirty it sold kebabs for £1! And we only went there to buy a £1 kebab for the driver...
Why the fuck anyone would have a kebab and in Radford and not eat at Khyber pass is beyond me. Best Kebabs in Nottingham by some distance |
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« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2011, 01:33:18 AM » |
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Nottingham Kebabs in Radford. Of course it's dirty it sold kebabs for £1! And we only went there to buy a £1 kebab for the driver...
Why the fuck anyone would have a kebab and in Radford and not eat at Khyber pass is beyond me. Best Kebabs in Nottingham by some distance Sat Nav post code pls for when I'm next at DTD |
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