I would go with donkey, but that's just me!
Anyway, on to the serious stuff. I'm offering any interested buyers out there a horse. That horse is me.
What I can offer you? I am a horse who is available to play pretty much at any time at the moment as I am currently unemployed. I am comfortable playing NLHE or FLHE, Stud/Stud8/Razz and Badugi. I do play HORSE but I do have a weakness in my O8 game in that I suck at it, so try and just fold/nut-peddle in that rotation. I prefer to play FR over HU and 6-max in Hold'em but again, am happy playing any. I have a dislike for 4-max though, and I suck at PLO.
I have noticed that this board says "Online Tournament Staking" but we don't seem to have an "Online Cash Staking" so I put the thread in here. Cash games would be considered but I am not, and never will be, a mass multi-tabler. 7-8 tables is my limit before I'm auto-piloting. Anything more than that actually annoys me and makes me not want to play as IMO, it is the most boring part of poker in the world.
My style of play is, well, tight. Ish. I have mainly been playing $0.50 45man Turbos on Stars recently and my HEM says that my stats in these are 16.6/13.3/6.9 (VPIP/PFR/3-Bet), so I'm not a mass multi-tabling nit but I'm not AlexMartin. I like to play flops, and get stacks in over 3 streets. My push/fold game is average but I am working on this. Outside of playing I have a DeucesCracked subscription and try to make sure I watch at least one video a day. I go over my HEM database after every session but I could really do with some tutoring on this as I am probably not getting anything out of this other than a headache.
My Stars OPR is
here and my Tilt OPR is
here. I would say I'm a breakeven player at the moment but could turn into a winning player with the right combinations.
What do I want? Somebody who can get the most potential out of my poker abilities and make me profitable.
Where? I mainly play on Stars. I can get an account anywhere and am happy to play anywhere. Stars, Sky, iPoker, Party, Boss, Microgaming, Yahatay, Entraction...wherever the game is, I will play.
When? Most days. I may not be available for certain times because of external issues. I can't play Saturdays at the moment, I have commitments to my local cricket team. Apart from that, the only time I won't be free to play will be if I get job interviews. I need to be looking for work as I'm getting married, obv, and monies are important. Plus, if I didn't look for work, Joobie would literally kick my ass. I generally play UK daytimes anytime from 9am - 10pm. One thing Joobs would never let me do is have a session that starts at 6pm and lasts for 12hrs. Take it up with her, and good luck
I'm available immediately. Happy to have a trial run.
I have or can get Skype/Teamviewer et al. I don't use AIM and never will. I do have MSN but don't like it.
PM me or post on here if you're interested and what for.
Thanks for reading.
Adam.
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