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« Reply #210 on: July 29, 2011, 02:05:41 PM »
Uhoh...delay of game on the painting front.  The power washer has landed!!!      If I can get it working...it's party time!!!   
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« Reply #211 on: July 29, 2011, 02:16:28 PM »
Double uhoh Batman.  Jack just landed in and I've been caught out big time... 

"You've not started the painting yet?"

With a guilty look, "How do you know if I have or haven't?"

"Let me see the bottom of your feet." 

"Bottom of me feet?!  That's harsh."

Inspection complete, "No paint on them...I knew it.  You've not started yet."

He's right.

Sigh...GG, WP.
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« Reply #212 on: July 29, 2011, 02:25:24 PM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 29, 2011, 02:16:28 PM
Double uhoh Batman.  Jack just landed in and I've been caught out big time... 

"You've not started the painting yet?"

With a guilty look, "How do you know if I have or haven't?"

"Let me see the bottom of your feet." 

"Bottom of me feet?!  That's harsh."

Inspection complete, "No paint on them...I knew it.  You've not started yet."

He's right.

Sigh...GG, WP.

Is he paying you by the hour or something? Tell him to GTFO and get you a beer!
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« Reply #213 on: July 29, 2011, 02:30:41 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 29, 2011, 02:25:24 PM
Quote from: Laxie on July 29, 2011, 02:16:28 PM
Double uhoh Batman.  Jack just landed in and I've been caught out big time... 

"You've not started the painting yet?"

With a guilty look, "How do you know if I have or haven't?"

"Let me see the bottom of your feet." 

"Bottom of me feet?!  That's harsh."

Inspection complete, "No paint on them...I knew it.  You've not started yet."

He's right.

Sigh...GG, WP.

Is he paying you by the hour or something? Tell him to GTFO and get you a beer!

   To be fair, he did bring me a packet of Walkers crisps and asked would I like a glass of wine. 

"I can't have wine yet!  Not done anything to deserve it."

"Sure you can.  Plus it gets me out of having to do anything too."

Sneaky fecker is trying to swerve the painting for his Friday afternoon.
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« Reply #214 on: July 29, 2011, 02:47:48 PM »
Wine? Wow, moving to England and she goes all lah-di-dah!
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« Reply #215 on: July 29, 2011, 02:57:53 PM »
Bottom of your feet?  What are you doing, painting botton of feet and putting footprints on wall..!!
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« Reply #216 on: July 29, 2011, 03:24:26 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on July 29, 2011, 02:57:53 PM
Bottom of your feet?  What are you doing, painting botton of feet and putting footprints on wall..!!

It's more efficient than the hand printing method she was first using - more surface area.
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« Reply #217 on: July 29, 2011, 03:25:23 PM »
Quote from: boldie on July 29, 2011, 02:47:48 PM
Wine? Wow, moving to England and she goes all lah-di-dah!

Next thing ya know I'll be drinking tea out of proper china with me pinky finger in the air.  A bit like this only younger.  With real china.  And a pinky sticking out.  Ok not at all like this really, but you get the idea....
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« Reply #218 on: July 29, 2011, 03:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on July 29, 2011, 03:24:26 PM
Quote from: Shogun112 on July 29, 2011, 02:57:53 PM
Bottom of your feet?  What are you doing, painting botton of feet and putting footprints on wall..!!

It's more efficient than the hand printing method she was first using - more surface area.

I've no idea how I'm managing it, but never fails.  I'm barefoot when painting and I ALWAYS end up with more paint on the bottom of me feet than I do on the tops of them.
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« Reply #219 on: July 29, 2011, 03:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Laxie on July 29, 2011, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on July 29, 2011, 03:24:26 PM
Quote from: Shogun112 on July 29, 2011, 02:57:53 PM
Bottom of your feet?  What are you doing, painting botton of feet and putting footprints on wall..!!

It's more efficient than the hand printing method she was first using - more surface area.

I've no idea how I'm managing it, but never fails.  I'm barefoot when painting and I ALWAYS end up with more paint on the bottom of me feet than I do on the tops of them.

Bet ya had fun painting the ceiling then.
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« Reply #220 on: July 29, 2011, 03:35:58 PM »
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« Reply #221 on: August 05, 2011, 01:30:27 AM »
The ketchup debate.

It says on the label to put it in the fridge versus it tastes much better at ambient temperature.

If I don't put it in the fridge I might get ill versus no you won't, don't be silly, point at the dead people who've been deaded by tasty cupboard ketchup.

If Aristotle was alive today I'm pretty sure he would put his ketchup in the fucking cupboard.
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« Reply #222 on: August 05, 2011, 01:31:59 AM »
Or maybe he did and that's why he's not?
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« Reply #223 on: August 05, 2011, 07:25:54 AM »
Excellent bumpage Tank
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« Reply #224 on: August 05, 2011, 09:20:46 AM »


Cupboard only. Fridge is for freaks.
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