Practical Jokes on Unfortunate Co-Workers...

[jjandellis]

OK so morale in my place is a bit low at the moment, so I've picked up the baton and made it my mission to amuse people.  Bit dodgy, as if things go too far I can be done for effecting operational effectiveness, have the H & S come after me or some disabled black lesbian might set the E & D crowd on me. But sod it.

Me n my mucker are several days in now and still have plenty in the bag - but I'm wary that in a few weeks we may run dry with material. Please post suggestions on here .  I will look at them and adapt them for purpose depending on our target.  We've had the Comms (communications) troop in our sights for the last few days and will soon be switching fire to another section. But todays (slow burner) could potentially be a masterpiece:

We downloaded a random wiring diagram from google and printed it out. It happens to have a few boxes marked 'security' etc.  We simply attached a post it with the message 'What are your thoughts on this please XXXX.' It was put in a transit envelope and the Regimental Sergeant Major's name was put in as last addressee in the hope the target will contact him and confuse the hell out of him. We also happen to know that Comms troop have mounds of diagrams/manuals with this sort of crap - so the Sgt is gonna be searching frantically for it (she's a brown noser).

She threatened to gouge out my eyeballs and castrate my mate last time, so we're sitting back and awaiting the explosive reaction that this draws :-)

So as I say, please post suggestions or memoirs of exploits to give us inspiration and to have a giggle.

[Claw75]

don't prank the disabled black lesbian imo

[AndrewT]

We downloaded a random wiring diagram from google and printed it out. It happens to have a few boxes marked 'security' etc.  We simply attached a post it with the message 'What are your thoughts on this please XXXX.' It was put in a transit envelope and the Regimental Sergeant Major's name was put in as last addressee in the hope the target will contact him and confuse the hell out of him. We also happen to know that Comms troop have mounds of diagrams/manuals with this sort of crap - so the Sgt is gonna be searching frantically for it (she's a brown noser).

She threatened to gouge out my eyeballs and castrate my mate last time, so we're sitting back and awaiting the explosive reaction that this draws :-)

Wat?

No wonder morale is low if this is how you cheer each other up.

[sovietsong]

i love practical jokes.  a better one imo is to get as many plastic cups as you can.  fill them with water.  Line them up next to each other in a square formation then staple them together.

simples.

You cant move the thing without a lot of effort.



10 to 15 cups should do the trick... the more the better.  fill them about 2/3rds.

gl

[Simon Galloway]

Not very original, but then neither am I.

[sovietsong]

my mate works as a plasterer.  he got a bag of something that you get on building sites, not sand but something that was all grey and did 10 overhead push up type things, pretending to be knackered suggesting a colleague gave it a go. 

obv he did and when he put it over his head my friend popped his stanley knife in the bag splitting it and covering the co-worker in grey powder stuff... so funny watching the video they made simply because they got the fella to do it like it was macho or whatever!!

wish it was on youtube as i loved it...

[GreekStein]

Not very original, but then neither am I.

that's actually kinda dangerous

[boldie]

Not very original, but then neither am I.

that's actually kinda dangerous

But he's fat so it 's fine

[b4matt]

my mate works as a plasterer.  he got a bag of something that you get on building sites, not sand but something that was all grey and did 10 overhead push up type things, pretending to be knackered suggesting a colleague gave it a go. 

obv he did and when he put it over his head my friend popped his stanley knife in the bag splitting it and covering the co-worker in grey powder stuff... so funny watching the video they made simply because they got the fella to do it like it was macho or whatever!!

wish it was on youtube as i loved it...

Standard training for apprentices..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vRUlJUOBGw&feature=related

[ACE2M]

changing contact names/ring tones on mobile phones/work extensions is always good if you have a bit of imagination to work something funny out.

small fry but always funny, if they have a phone on their desk, wait for them to get up and about 5 yds from the phone, hang up just before they get there, ad infinitum or until they catch you laughing.

changing file extensions fo PC sounds on start ups etc is always good. if you have computers sitting back to back then plug in an extra mouse to the PC opposite and just move it about a bit when they are using theirs and watch them go insane.

My work mate used to do this for a while and if you want to see someone totally freaked out/confused this works, record them on your phone in a conversation with you. Change your name in their contacts to someone higher up so they can't just say 'what the f*** is going on', call them and play that recording back down the phone to them. Doesn't sound that good on paper but watching their faces for the 20/30 secs it take them to hang up is genius.

[boldie]

Changing words in the Autocorrect function within outlook/word is always funny.

I have done it several times with someone in the office; whenever he typed "best regards" it automatically changed it to "kisses" and the names of some people were automatically changed to their, ussually quite rude, nicknames.

It's amazing how many people send out emails without reading those things.

[doogan]

i put one of the blokes phone handsets in between my arse cheeks and took a photo, then when he was on the phone i sent him it on his mobile as i knew he would check it.

i also put his phone number on gumtreee in the looking for gay love and that he was looking for a bear.

i had to put up some white boards so whilst i had a  drill there i drilled through all the paperwork, diary's, and newspapers on a blokes desk all at different angles and on top of his  mouse matt the bolted it to the desk. It tokk him a while to figure out why he couldnt move em