Falling on black ice.................

[outragous76]

hurts alot!


Careful out there kids

[millidonk]

I had just had my wisdom teeth out once and was on the way to the chemist to get some pain killers, did this in front of a load of cars. agree it hurts. [ x ] needed more pain killers.

[Marky147]

Safe to say I won't be leaving the house much over the next 4 months,  I can fall over on normal ground nevermind if there is any ice about

[millidonk]

What you doing up so early anyway? sniffing out tips? ive done my conkers big time. moving money around to give me 2 more days of degeneracy, turned out it will only be one, big on the champs league. lets gogogo. with some change for the nags obv.

[Marky147]

What you doing up so early anyway? sniffing out tips? ive done my conkers big time. moving money around to give me 2 more days of degeneracy, turned out it will only be one, big on the champs league. lets gogogo. with some change for the nags obv.

Didn't go to bed until 6 either and woke up at 9 fml.....

Couldn't sleep so got up and gonna watch some Friday Night Lights to cheer me up. I've emptied all sports bar a couple hundred as I want to book my Vegas flights and don't want to use my money to pay for them

(Obv all that happens is I start depositing when I want to bet but that's alright and doesn't feel the same)

[DaveShoelace]

I once was walking home from a party about 7am in the morning (original hardcore raver) and walking down a very steep hill. There was ice on the pavement of either side of the road, so I thought it made the most sense to walk down the middle of the road, given there was no ice from all the driving, and it was too early for traffic.

I was wrong, and there was black ice on it.

I started hurtling down the road quickly, and was too far in the middle of the road to grab something, so I tried to crouch down to safely 'fall' onto the ground. The problem was my feet were kinda stuck to the floor, so by crouching down I just lowered my centre of gravity and got even faster.

So there I was, skiing down the steep road incredibly fast, screaming like a girl, heading towards a busier main road. I shot straight across the next road onto a grass island which finally put me out of my misery and sent me crashing to the floor.

It was the funniest thing that ever happened to me, and nobody saw it. 

[smashedagain]

Lol. Got an image of this in my mind str8 away

[Marky147]

Lol. Got an image of this in my mind str8 away

Exactly this

[Dino]

Priceless,used them for the last couple of years

[millidonk]

guy. you made the news!!

[millidonk]

no more:

[outragous76]

v funny

although im not sure i could stand there and continually watch/record people falling over on the same bit of ice

[mulhuzz]

I once was walking home from a party about 7am in the morning (original hardcore raver) and walking down a very steep hill. There was ice on the pavement of either side of the road, so I thought it made the most sense to walk down the middle of the road, given there was no ice from all the driving, and it was too early for traffic.

I was wrong, and there was black ice on it.

I started hurtling down the road quickly, and was too far in the middle of the road to grab something, so I tried to crouch down to safely 'fall' onto the ground. The problem was my feet were kinda stuck to the floor, so by crouching down I just lowered my centre of gravity and got even faster.

So there I was, skiing down the steep road incredibly fast, screaming like a girl, heading towards a busier main road. I shot straight across the next road onto a grass island which finally put me out of my misery and sent me crashing to the floor.

It was the funniest thing that ever happened to me, and nobody saw it. 

luge or skeleton bob?

[DMorgan]

Does finding that montage hilarious make me a bad person?

[mulhuzz]

Does finding that montage hilarious make me a bad person?

depends. did you insta-mute the music when it started? If so, I think it's fine. Otherwise you're a horrible, horrible man.