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[Chompy]

"On the second day of Christmas, Luton gave to me, two Trolling Donks,
"And Phan's gutshot with her six three."

Any list worth its salt needs a troll among the lower seedings. Just for a bit of balance like. Nirvana almost got the Festive double up but it's…

Step forward Paul 'Luther101' Noonan!

After retiring from a 53-year career as a binman in 2009, bosses allowed Paul to keep his uniform for special occasions and Wankers' Wednesdays, and also awarded him with the specs what Big Norm hooked out of Graham Taylor's bins from down the posh end of Watford.

Now a Sky Poker regular, Paul spent the latter part of 2011 building bridges with Sky icon Anthony Kendall. Bridges under which he could lurk, lieing in wait for the thudding footsteps of useless phuqqin khunts going about their daily pokering business.

Then…

Bold type on…

Text colour red or blue (whichever might annoy Drainy most)...

And...

FIRE!!!!!!!!!

"Phuqqin re-entries?      ………            Phuq off!!!!!!!!    ………      Asked Marvin Phuqqin Sordell     ……      he Phuqqin agreed    …………      Phuqqin useless   ………    Johnson is a Phuqqin poof."

Can't say fairer than that imo.

[nirvana]

Very good

[FallenAngelAlex]

loving the twelve days. Cant wait for the next installment!

[GMan]

MORE!!!!! ROFL ROF ROFL>>>>>

cant wait for Noonans response.

[luther101]

Excellent    ....     I award an NVQ level 1 for such a noble chortlesome effort.

Gawd help ya, if you pick on Drainy      .....

 

[Chompy]

It's the day after the day after Boxing Day and time for...

[Chompy]

"On the third day of Christmas, Luton gave to me, three Fresh Lens,
"Two Trolling Donks,
"And a gutshot with a six three."

Forget the MAS (Mutual Admiration Society), they are yesterday’s news - old hat if you will. Only Luther The Troll (see No.2) of the three MAS originals remains regularly on the Beds scene.

Now there's a new Luton poker posse quietly dominating G proceedings, headed by likeable youngster Ed Overall, sometimes referred to as 'Len', coz that's what Nirvana thought his name was. Awesome work.

Best known for his blue-starred baseball cap, Ed/Len can currently be picked up for £4.5m in the Fantasy League and ought to score plenty of points as long as he stops making the 'I can't see what I'm beating but…' calls against the likes of Dave77.

Also making up the 'Three Fresh Lens' are Adam McGuiness, known in some parts of very southern Scotchland as McGenius (copyright Celtic) and cinema fanatic Barratt Homes.

You can keep yer Hend(ers)on Mobs and Hit Squads - 2012 will be the year of the The Three Fresh Lens.

[FallenAngelAlex]

ok this gets harder every season! Here is my team: evil, Jim mcbink, josh matrix, fallenangel, snatiramas

[luther101]

After get text pestered/stalked by the St Neot's Badger Gooser, a masterly Fergiesque digital re-mastering of the MAS produced none other than;

The Drunken Fauna Interflora Mutual Appreciation Society.
           
Graham Rogers    'G-Man'             
Adrian Gotch     'Rockstar'         
Andy Lyew        'Daffodil'         
Darren Allen     'Drain Alien'       
Paul Noonan      'Luther'

Can I pay you out of the winnings in June? We - in the DFIMAS -  find it rather perturbing chucking a nifty to a grown man who earns a crust by spending 80% of his life on his knees     .....      all very sordid!

[Drain Alien]

Lovin' the 12 days of xmas Mr Chompy. gg n1 vnh wp.

How many more teams do you need for the Phantasy comp to go ahead; else it's cancelled presumably?

      Drunky <hic>

ps - who's Ed Overall; photo pls??? ty ty

[nirvana]

Here is Len Overall

[scotty77]

Heres mine.  Bang on 15m I think

Paul Noonan      'Luther'            4
Josh Pope        'Josh Matrix'       3.5
Vince Calenti    'Celtic'            3
Graham Rogers    'G-Man'             3
Tony Deluca      'One Cornetto'      1.5

[Drain Alien]

Thanks Glenda. Very useful...

Which one tho - left or right?

[Chompy]

Here comes number...

[Chompy]

"On the fourth day of Christmas, Luton gave to me, four Kronenbourgs,
"Three Fresh Lens,
"Two Trolling Donks,
"And a gutshot with a six three."