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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2011, 09:28:57 PM »

Is this in Barcelona or back in the uk mate. Honesty is the best policy but if you pay enough up front people are happy enough.

As for guarantors, your income may not be as regular but would assume its more than mum n dads

Back in UK mate, in leeds.

Spain are bringing in the same as the have in france and italy so it'll be pokerstars.es, ipoker.es and so on. Spanish players won't be able to play on .com sites anymore.

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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2011, 09:29:12 PM »

Most in Leeds dont give a shit as long as you turn up smart, with wonga and not a knob.
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2011, 09:30:11 PM »

Is this in Barcelona or back in the uk mate. Honesty is the best policy but if you pay enough up front people are happy enough.

As for guarantors, your income may not be as regular but would assume its more than mum n dads

Back in UK mate, in leeds.

Spain are bringing in the same as the have in france and italy so it'll be pokerstars.es, ipoker.es and so on. Spanish players won't be able to play on .com sites anymore.

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where mate?

Pls dont say the flats near little london council ones  Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2011, 10:15:10 PM »

Wellington Street, right by the train station

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/15928873?image=1

Such a sick place for the price

Hold one time pleeeeeeease
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2011, 10:17:07 PM »

Carefully there mate. Lildave may be out to gazzump you
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2011, 10:19:07 PM »

Just tell the truth if asked.

Welcome to Leeds btw
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2011, 10:21:44 PM »

Is this in Barcelona or back in the uk mate. Honesty is the best policy but if you pay enough up front people are happy enough.

As for guarantors, your income may not be as regular but would assume its more than mum n dads

Back in UK mate, in leeds.

Spain are bringing in the same as the have in france and italy so it'll be pokerstars.es, ipoker.es and so on. Spanish players won't be able to play on .com sites anymore.

LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

where mate?

Pls dont say the flats near little london council ones  Smiley

i lived in little london when i was at uni

shit hole but the house felt homely compared to the other shitty student places
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2011, 10:41:23 PM »

Welcome to Leeds btw

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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2011, 10:43:23 PM »

I think you would be mad to tell the truth. People on here are desensitized to poker so have a different mindset to general society. A posh landlady seeking a family or professional people will most likely be horrified. Negative stereotype imagery of blokes sitting round her table smoking cigars and gambling into the early hrs and complaints from the neighbours. There is no need to be on the backfoot here as you are in a commanding position. She wants to rent a flat and you are ready to do a deal with a bumper down payment. Just say the 3 of you are investing £100k in setting up an internet business. If she tries to delve just say it's in the future's market and then start pressing her about the quality of her internet connection, say you're a little disappointed there's no jacuzzi, and remark that the kitchen is a little smaller than it looked in the pictures. It's not really her business to be delving into your affairs too much. Wear a suit, take a couple of references from suitable people and lie well is my advice.
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2011, 11:31:14 PM »

Lying is the nut worst option Dan, used to work in lettings, never seen a lying prospective tenant work out well.

You would have to run so well to find a stupid landlord & agent that buys it.
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2011, 11:32:51 PM »

more to the point any landlord not taking 6 months up front (presuming that is the continued basis), is insane!
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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2011, 11:39:22 PM »

^^^^^^^^^ you would think, but I have seen landlords become more suspicious when rent is offered up front.
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2011, 12:06:13 AM »

Is this in Barcelona or back in the uk mate. Honesty is the best policy but if you pay enough up front people are happy enough.

As for guarantors, your income may not be as regular but would assume its more than mum n dads

Back in UK mate, in leeds.

Spain are bringing in the same as the have in france and italy so it'll be pokerstars.es, ipoker.es and so on. Spanish players won't be able to play on .com sites anymore.

LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

where mate?

Pls dont say the flats near little london council ones  Smiley

i lived in little london when i was at uni

shit hole but the house felt homely compared to the other shitty student places


u survived? jeez what a horrid area is it, close to the most unsafe areas in Leeds
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2011, 12:18:04 AM »

Is this in Barcelona or back in the uk mate. Honesty is the best policy but if you pay enough up front people are happy enough.

As for guarantors, your income may not be as regular but would assume its more than mum n dads

Back in UK mate, in leeds.

Spain are bringing in the same as the have in france and italy so it'll be pokerstars.es, ipoker.es and so on. Spanish players won't be able to play on .com sites anymore.

LLEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

where mate?

Pls dont say the flats near little london council ones  Smiley

i lived in little london when i was at uni

shit hole but the house felt homely compared to the other shitty student places


u survived? jeez what a horrid area is it, close to the most unsafe areas in Leeds

Course he survived hes Paul Mfcking Ho.
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2011, 08:05:12 AM »

We got attempted robbed once got away with nothing

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