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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2006, 03:41:47 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on January 09, 2006, 03:25:08 PM
I don't think Mr F will be able to add too much to this thread.  Cheesy

He did well, kept grabbing the member of staff who could count the chips the quickest for the chip counts.
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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2006, 03:47:39 PM »
2 lines from Colchester Kev spring to mind:

On meeting Sophie, "Nice to meet you.  He must have been good looking once then."

When someone mentioned Soccer AM, "Have you seen the photo of Sheriff kissing Helen Chamberlain?  I almost kissed him when he walked in just from knowing where his lips had been."

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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2006, 03:53:58 PM »
Meeting Red Dog for the first time. Within 30 seconds he had me laughing my ass off.  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2006, 03:57:59 PM »

I went for a 5 minute sit down with a bunch of blondes, Red joined us, 3 hours later my sides were hurting with laughter.


Red - tell us the story about the van with the offset pedals.....

And the journey with the broken clutch cable......

And, well, there were so many.
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2006, 04:17:55 PM »
Bongo

totally unforgetable, a real character

The last time I saw something like that there were two of them with a hammock slung between
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2006, 04:19:57 PM »

Bongo was MASSIVELY tall. And his hair, I could not stop looking at it. I think he plugs his finger into a 13amp socket to get his hair like that.
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2006, 04:29:05 PM »
Quote from: tikay on January 09, 2006, 04:19:57 PM

Bongo was MASSIVELY tall. And his hair, I could not stop looking at it. I think he plugs his finger into a 13amp socket to get his hair like that.

Very tall, big hair.  For those who haven't met him he looks something like this (but dresses smarter)....


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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2006, 04:30:50 PM »
No.. his eyes weren't that big..
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2006, 04:33:19 PM »
The bloke who's job it was to guard the buffet until the official start time

He spent 10 mins fending me off as I tried to get to the first one too early, but then, before the second one, he came and found me and escorted me to the head of the queue
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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2006, 04:40:32 PM »

That's not true Red.

WE all queued at one end - the correct end - while you started at the OTHER end. Got first bash at the roasties, you bugger.

Buffets - we had, to my recollection - FOUR buffets from the Broadway over the weekend - all free!
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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2006, 04:43:20 PM »
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That's not true Red.

WE all queued at one end - the correct end - while you started at the OTHER end. Got first bash at the roasties, you bugger.

Buffets - we had, to my recollection - FOUR buffets from the Broadway over the weekend - all free!

You asked me which end you should queue at, I answered honestly
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2006, 04:47:12 PM »
120 hungry blondeites at one end, in a queue 50 yards long, a lone Red at the other end, scooping Roasties into his jacket pockets.
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« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2006, 04:48:16 PM »
Jammer (The two faced bugger) who, during the quiz, fed me false information in return for my false information

(He didn't know mine was false)
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« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2006, 04:49:17 PM »
Quote from: tikay on January 09, 2006, 04:47:12 PM
120 hungry blondeites at one end, in a queue 50 yards long, a lone Red at the other end, scooping Roasties into his jacket pockets.

Have you never heard of jacket potatoes?
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« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2006, 04:51:27 PM »
Why was I foolish enough to think I could win a battle of words with Red?

I submit.
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