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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:22:01 PM »

If you worked in a service environment, say as a barman, and a customer said;

"Can I get a Vodka Red Bull ? "

How would you respond ?

I've spent a few hours on this and have over 72 responses prepared in case this situation ever presents itself.

My personal choice so far would be to put on my best whiney American accent, smile only between chin & nostrils, and say;

"Sure, you have a nice day, bubbaay" and then walk off to the other end of the bar.

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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2012, 12:54:11 PM »

sigh just when your posting had been so so good lately...
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2012, 12:57:05 PM »

Can I add to this.

People who when asked a question, pause..... small breath...... "so..........ok............"

Very unnecessary!
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2012, 02:28:28 PM »

"My boss wouldn't be too thrilled if you got it, but I can get it for you."
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2012, 02:43:15 PM »

I don't get it. That is exacty how I order a drink. Are you saying the barman should just tell me gtfo.
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 02:44:15 PM »

Probably wonder why i spent a few hours thinking about it.
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2012, 02:44:58 PM »

I don't get it. That is exacty how I order a drink. Are you saying the barman should just tell me gtfo.

Are you American?

I would be dying to give Nirvana's response as I hate American language creeping into ours. Don't even get me started on the word 'level' that gets used on here a lot now.  Angry
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2012, 02:47:49 PM »

I don't get it. That is exacty how I order a drink. Are you saying the barman should just tell me gtfo.

Are you American?

Nope. I  say " alright mate, can I get a pint of Stella...cheers"

Can't even think of another way to ask for a drink which doesn't make me sound like a prick. May I have, I would like, bring me a

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2012, 02:49:29 PM »

I don't get it. That is exacty how I order a drink. Are you saying the barman should just tell me gtfo.

Are you American?

Nope. I  say " alright mate, can I get a pint of Stella...cheers"

Can't even think of another way to ask for a drink which doesn't make me sound like a prick. May I have, I would like, bring me a



'can I get' as opposed to 'could/can I have' is 100% American way of saying it.

You've been watching too many American soaps mate   Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2012, 02:55:19 PM »

with milligan on this one.

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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 02:55:47 PM »

with milligan on this one.

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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2012, 02:57:48 PM »

Can't quote all on my phone. But Ohhhhhhh. Can I have a... I see what you are getting at. I Probs use them interchangingly. Right anyway, back to my peanut butter and jelly sammich followed by some jello and ice cream.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2012, 03:00:08 PM »

I don't get it. That is exacty how I order a drink. Are you saying the barman should just tell me gtfo.

Are you American?

Nope. I  say " alright mate, can I get a pint of Stella...cheers"

Can't even think of another way to ask for a drink which doesn't make me sound like a prick. May I have, I would like, bring me a



'can I get' as opposed to 'could/can I have' is 100% American way of saying it.

You've been watching too many American soaps mate   Tongue


Bur surely you can't just 'have' it.  If we're being correct it has to be "May I purchase"
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2012, 03:01:49 PM »

I don't get it. That is exacty how I order a drink. Are you saying the barman should just tell me gtfo.

Are you American?

Nope. I  say " alright mate, can I get a pint of Stella...cheers"

Can't even think of another way to ask for a drink which doesn't make me sound like a prick. May I have, I would like, bring me a



'can I get' as opposed to 'could/can I have' is 100% American way of saying it.

You've been watching too many American soaps mate   Tongue

Bur surely you can't just 'have' it.  If we're being correct it has to be "May I purchase"

How would you ask for it? I can't in a million years asking it you could 'get' one, unless you used to watch Friends  Grin
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2012, 03:02:51 PM »

with milligan on this one.

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