just another bad beat story

All the new clothes you ordered online at knock down prices arrive . None fit because the sizes are all over the place and we realise just how big our neck/ chest /waist really is. Why dont they just make stuff that is what it says on the tin !
XXXL should be massive surely ? i mean .. some of this stuff would fit my 4 year old nephew !
You have to take them all back to the store to be sure to get fully refunded as it would be a major mistake to post it all back and hope for the correct refund. After all it is just shy of a monkey were talking about . The wife wants to get some ... ' bits ' too so she tags along for the ride.

Get the refund as expected with no fuss at all. Indeed thats why John Lewis is such a good shop.
You dont see anything that fits or can be bothered to try on in the store,however your wife suggests to replace the sitting room rug thats looking rather tired and well worn.
The one she points out does look amazing and it is only £250 reduced by some 25% in price for the ' sales'. So thinking this will be a constant reminder in the house of just how amenable one can be ... it goes in the back of the van
Looked great / felt great underfoot .. until just now

last night had a roast pheasant for supper which was rather rich but tasted amazing . Dog enjoyed it for his tea too and the wife didnt like it .
Because of the rain the dog has been in all morning and we had to go out .

Yes you got it ... the worst mess ever . smell was a smell i dint know existed. all over the rug, deep and runny into the deep pile. same colour too .

both the dog and rug thrown out of the house..

sorry to go on ... but, bad beats do go on dont they always ? : (