My First Blonde Bash - By Mr F

[ifm]

ok, i have nothing to hide and he has told us his locale and local

[Scottish Dave]

come on You FFFFFFF?

[Colchester Kev]

If he tries to say that he saw me eating a salad then i will sue !!!

[the_bish]

should we start a book now on which two blondites Mr. F caught in the lift together 

my 2 cents are on Red-Dog and Scottish Dave

[Scottish Dave]

should we start a book now on which two blondites Mr. F caught in the lift together 

my 2 cents are on Red-Dog and Scottish Dave

Hey if i want to pat the Dog, then thats between us ok!

[Mr F]

 
I don't think Flushy is a fish

There you  go, I've said it now.  Flame me, berate me, ignore me, do what you like but it's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.

I read alot of the stuff he posts and genereally think he has a lot of good stuff to say which is why I was mortified when Scottish Dave reminded of something that happened during our little sit and go.

We were happily playing our game and being about 5 in the morning I was starting to fade.  I think I was starting to rest my eyes and head inbetween hands until this happened:

Quite happily resting my head on the table I hear someone going through my chips, like a lion on it's prey my head shot up out of my slumber to see Flushy about to call with my chips. 
"What you doing?"  I wasn't happy and may have been a little agressive

"You're getting 7 to 1 to call" Trying to HELP the drunk

"******* off, I'm not calling with those rags"    off is not playable in my books, and to be honest I'm still trying to get my head around odds and things.

So I folded, and the flop comes down.....



   or    (depending on which of Dave's account of the tale you believe) cue a very smug look from Flushy and a very irritated Mr F.

The hand played out, I have no idea who won, but all anyone wanted to know was what my hand was, cue laughter all round. 

So Flushy I'm sorry I shouted at you, it's not in my nature to be like that, but lets be fair you did have the last laugh!!

We played two sngs and I came second in one of them despitehaving a huge chip lead and pis**** it away.

Time was ticking on now and the hordes were scattering.  A bunch of us made it through to 7am and invaded the restaurant to have our English brekkies, eggs benedict and for Dave the American Scottish, eggs bacon pancakes maple syrup and a bottle of Stella. Those who weren't staying had their food and snuck out, some much more skillfully than others.  I believe Poppet7 made it out unscathed as did Skippy but the Scots boys attempt was found out by the waitress who grabbed them before they could get out, in a panic they just told her they were in Ironside room 504.  But Skippy had the getaway cab waiting so they did get out in the end.

Most people piled back into the bar for one last fag before bed. Kev had pulled so made his way up to his room with his "acquaintance"  and the rest of us made our way, mostly unaccompanied, to our rooms....

[SKIPPYSKIP]

lol very nice Mr F

[Scottish Dave]

not sure if it was a 3 or a 7 but it was an irrelevant Rag anyway. the story was based around the 7-1 odds and the flopping the trips lol Thats got the table spirits back up again after almost 12 hours of poker!

as for my breakfast what the hell is wrong with having my first bottle of Stella on the plane at 7:30am on the SATURDAY, and having my last bottle of the session at breakfast at 7:30am on the SUNDAY (thats only 24hrs drinking lol)

i did then go home for 2 hours sleep before getting up at 11 for the celtic game and the start of my sunday drinking session! (this time it was only 12 noon till 6am, 18 hrs) was taking it easy on the sunday

[Mr F]

i did then go home for 2 hours sleep before getting up at 11 for the celtic game and the start of my sunday drinking session! (this time it was only 12 noon till 6am, 18 hrs) was taking it easy on the sunday

Don't worry there's plenty about the Celtic game in Sundays diary!!

[Scottish Dave]

i did then go home for 2 hours sleep before getting up at 11 for the celtic game and the start of my sunday drinking session! (this time it was only 12 noon till 6am, 18 hrs) was taking it easy on the sunday

Don't worry there's plenty about the Celtic game in Sundays diary!!

hey you, just remember where your bread is buttered!

[Rod Paradise]

i did then go home for 2 hours sleep before getting up at 11 for the celtic game and the start of my sunday drinking session! (this time it was only 12 noon till 6am, 18 hrs) was taking it easy on the sunday

Don't worry there's plenty about the Celtic game in Sundays diary!!

hey you, just remember where your bread is buttered!

Or how your head gets battered!!! 





 

[Scottish Dave]

not sure if it was a 3 or a 7 but it was an irrelevant Rag anyway. the story was based around the 7-1 odds and the flopping the trips lol Thats got the table spirits back up again after almost 12 hours of poker!

as for my breakfast what the hell is wrong with having my first bottle of Stella on the plane at 7:30am on the SATURDAY, and having my last bottle of the session at breakfast at 7:30am on the SUNDAY (thats only 24hrs drinking lol)

i did then go home for 2 hours sleep before getting up at 11 for the celtic game and the start of my sunday drinking session! (this time it was only 12 noon till 6am, 18 hrs) was taking it easy on the sunday

this is something the scots are famous for, Patman would be so proud of me!

[Ironside]

I don't think Flushy is a fish

thats outrageous and i wont stand for such statements on blonde

[Ironside]

Most people piled back into the bar for one last fag before bed. Kev had pulled so made his way up to his room with his "acquaintance"  and the rest of us made our way, mostly unaccompanied, to our rooms....

ok boys come clean and admit who kiv pulled or i will have to out the pair of them (yeah that means you jim carry)

[Mr F]

ok boys come clean and admit who kiv pulled or i will have to out the pair of them (yeah that means you jim carry)

Patience Ironside, patience.  Sunday morning's installment comes tomorrow.