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« Reply #45 on: February 07, 2012, 12:58:17 AM »

I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good   1 -2 @ BET365

http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1


just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS

Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max.

Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!!

Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200??

I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke.
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« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2012, 09:36:15 AM »

I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good   1 -2 @ BET365

http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1


just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS

Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max.

Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!!

Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200??

I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke.

If you bet the £93.77, after that bet has been settled you should find your £200 in free bets.

I'm pretty sure you have to fully churn the one before you get access to the other.
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« Reply #47 on: February 07, 2012, 10:20:54 AM »

I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good   1 -2 @ BET365

http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1


just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS

Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max.

Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!!

Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200??

I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke.

It would be funny if it wasnt your money at stake.

Farcical.
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« Reply #48 on: February 07, 2012, 06:11:43 PM »

I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good   1 -2 @ BET365

http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1


just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS

Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max.

Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!!

Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200??

I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke.

It would be funny if it wasnt your money at stake.

Farcical.

Just tried it again and the bet's on!! I did it direct through my account which may have been different to doing it through that link.

Any more sure things at 1/2? I've got another £186 to burn asap.
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« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2012, 07:05:20 PM »

I Think Reading will crush coventry on Saturday if thats any good   1 -2 @ BET365

http://www.bet365.com/instantbet/default.asp?participantid=247989446&affiliatecode=odc10&odds=1/2&instantbet=1


just read their terms...you do have to bet the £200 3 TIMES...BOLLOCKS

Just tried to get £100 on this which was the max.

Apparently I don't have enough in my account even though it's showing £93.77 withdrawable + £200 bonus which I thought was now released!!

Maybe I have to deposit more money and place £600 worth of bets at 1/2 in order to get the £200??

I think I may give up and leave. Seems a total joke.

It would be funny if it wasnt your money at stake.

Farcical.

Just tried it again and the bet's on!! I did it direct through my account which may have been different to doing it through that link.

Any more sure things at 1/2? I've got another £186 to burn asap.

Now I've heard it all. Mr Russell seeking advice on how to burn money. Talk about teaching your granny to suck eggs.
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« Reply #50 on: February 07, 2012, 08:20:51 PM »

before anything else...

have we established if you do have to place 3 x £200 bets ?  if so  put it all on reading see if it wins on saturday then make another selection maybe ?
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« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2012, 08:30:49 PM »

before anything else...

have we established if you do have to place 3 x £200 bets ?  if so  put it all on reading see if it wins on saturday then make another selection maybe ?

I have to place £600 worth of bets in total.

£100 was the max they'd allow on Reading. The £186 is waiting to be set alight at the earliest opportunity.

Free money innit Cheesy
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« Reply #52 on: February 07, 2012, 08:42:01 PM »

before anything else...

have we established if you do have to place 3 x £200 bets ?  if so  put it all on reading see if it wins on saturday then make another selection maybe ?

I have to place £600 worth of bets in total.

£100 was the max they'd allow on Reading. The £186 is waiting to be set alight at the earliest opportunity.

Free money innit Cheesy

Joke time to be honest   Smiley

what you dont want to do is place bets all over the place...ie the ideal solution would be 3 straight bets..in and out

are you saying the max they will take is £100 on reading ?  if so are you a marked man ?   Smiley maybe try to ring up as as opposed to betting on line ? lets try that before we move on ?
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« Reply #53 on: February 07, 2012, 08:59:20 PM »

Is he a marked man?

Have you read pages 1-3 of the thread?
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« Reply #54 on: February 07, 2012, 09:08:48 PM »

Just reminded myself..i did read it when first posted....Appears he is !

what a load of bollocks ...asking a punter to make 3 bets to make the " free bonus " then ridiculously reducing the stake so they cant achieve it

They will probably accept 600 x £1 bets until the punter loses the will to live

I think you need to make a decision...either bin the idea completely or "be on a mission to fck them"
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« Reply #55 on: February 07, 2012, 09:26:32 PM »

Just reminded myself..i did read it when first posted....Appears he is !

what a load of bollocks ...asking a punter to make 3 bets to make the " free bonus " then ridiculously reducing the stake so they cant achieve it

They will probably accept 600 x £1 bets until the punter loses the will to live

I think you need to make a decision...either bin the idea completely or "be on a mission to fck them"
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« Reply #56 on: February 07, 2012, 09:35:12 PM »

From the ts and cs:

3. To bet with your bonus, play through the amount of your qualifying deposit once on the sports and markets of your choice. You will need to rollover your deposit and bonus 3 times prior to making a withdrawal.

4. If the stake rollover requirement for this bonus has not been met within 90 days of the first qualifying deposit any funds held in the bonus balance will be forfeited.


Hmmm. Looks like I might need to place £1200 worth of bets not £600 as I initially thought. Still I've got 90 days to do it.

I'm happy to do in the initial £200 deposit chasing this so I need some 1/2 or better shots. All bets will be to the max allowable or max in the account.

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« Reply #57 on: February 07, 2012, 09:39:43 PM »

Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice.

Try Reading again.
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« Reply #58 on: February 07, 2012, 09:43:18 PM »

Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice.

Try Reading again.

He's read it several times already.
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« Reply #59 on: February 07, 2012, 09:46:03 PM »

Sometimes if you leave it for a while, you can bet the maximum on the same selection twice.

Try Reading again.

He's read it several times already.

Lol!! It's so lucky that you posted this. I kept thinking 'read what again?'.

Just shows how much attention I'm paying to the bets I'm placing Cheesy
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