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« Reply #255 on: February 24, 2012, 12:50:57 PM »

Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday Smiley

I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back.

As a result they've closed my account Cheesy

I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!!
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« Reply #256 on: February 24, 2012, 01:41:59 PM »

Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday Smiley

I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back.

As a result they've closed my account Cheesy

I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!!

It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that!

You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week!
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« Reply #257 on: February 24, 2012, 01:48:22 PM »

Wanna buy my accounts?
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« Reply #258 on: February 24, 2012, 01:51:57 PM »

Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday Smiley

I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back.

As a result they've closed my account Cheesy

I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!!

It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that!

You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week!

Funnily enough I've found S*y to be the best of the lot. They happily accept every bet I've placed so far.

Obviously I prefer the others for the best odds guarantee but if they won't take the money then shove 'em.

Maybe it's because my S*k account's been open for a long time?

I really don't understand it at all. Thank God I don't do this for a living is all I can say.
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« Reply #259 on: February 24, 2012, 01:54:46 PM »

Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday Smiley

I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back.

As a result they've closed my account Cheesy

I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!!

It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that!

You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week!

Anyway they could have found out who you were at all?
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« Reply #260 on: February 24, 2012, 02:01:23 PM »

Finally had a winning day with Victor Chandler yesterday Smiley

I've been spewing chunks but then at last I managed to win a bit back.

As a result they've closed my account Cheesy

I really don't know how you pros cope? It'd drive me to absolute despair!!

It does drive me to despair, don't worry about that!

You haen't even tried S*ybet. Had a brand new account restricted after 4 bets last week!

Anyway they could have found out who you were at all?

Impossible.

Brand new computer and new ISP.

One of the horses I backed was very warm. I only had £60 ew but I guess that's the one which cost me the account.
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« Reply #261 on: February 27, 2012, 10:22:56 AM »

Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts.  I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. 

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« Reply #262 on: February 27, 2012, 10:33:39 PM »

Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts.  I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. 

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« Reply #263 on: February 28, 2012, 10:04:28 AM »

Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts.  I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. 

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Wow.

An unmargined spread account. Haven't heard of one of those for a long time.

We really should talk sometime.
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« Reply #264 on: February 28, 2012, 06:49:11 PM »

Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts.  I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. 

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i have this problem to, i i have bet £5000 to win a few times online wt my labrokes an will hill accounts an they are always taken ! they always loose btw, an recently i walked into hills an placed a big bet ! alot more than what i have shown up there an they took it after ringing head office ! that hasnt been settled yet so hopefully that will be my first winner? Did have a£10000 bet not taken by blue square an obv it won ! But maybe cause i have years of history wt the other 2 bookmakers whether its betting or alot of revenue genrated  on online poker ?
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« Reply #265 on: February 28, 2012, 06:50:38 PM »

Think I've done about £300k on sports betting over the years as a result my online accounts accept any bets of any size especially on the spread accounts.  I'm also allowed to trade unmargined. 

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i have this problem to, i i have bet £5000 to win a few times online wt my labrokes an will hill accounts an they are always taken ! they always loose btw, an recently i walked into hills an placed a big bet ! alot more than what i have shown up there an they took it after ringing head office ! that hasnt been settled yet so hopefully that will be my first winner? Did have a£10000 bet not taken by blue square an obv it won ! But maybe cause i have years of history wt the other 2 bookmakers whether its betting or alot of revenue genrated  on online poker ?

Whole post is a brag. Pity you still can't paragraph though. I'll teach you for 10k
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« Reply #266 on: February 28, 2012, 07:53:08 PM »

My hatred for bookmakes has reached a new high.

I've got a mate who is pretty loaded, and a bit of a mug punter.

Not totally muggy, he will look at oddschecker and take best price about his selection, but basically only bets when he is going to be watching on tv and doesn't put much thought into his picks.

Anyways, he's had a credit account with one big bookie for years.

By his estimation he has lost about £250,000 to them in the last ten years.

I gave him a few horses to back last week and he had a couple of winners, £250 on a 8/1 shot and £100 on a 20/1 chance.

He won £4000. Less than 2% of he's lost.

He got the letter saying his account was closed today.

Absolute scumbags.
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« Reply #267 on: February 28, 2012, 07:57:33 PM »

Absolute bastards!!

Name and shame the bookie please.
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« Reply #268 on: February 28, 2012, 08:02:08 PM »

Sickening !
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« Reply #269 on: February 28, 2012, 09:18:10 PM »

My hatred for bookmakes has reached a new high.

I've got a mate who is pretty loaded, and a bit of a mug punter.

Not totally muggy, he will look at oddschecker and take best price about his selection, but basically only bets when he is going to be watching on tv and doesn't put much thought into his picks.

Anyways, he's had a credit account with one big bookie for years.

By his estimation he has lost about £250,000 to them in the last ten years.

I gave him a few horses to back last week and he had a couple of winners, £250 on a 8/1 shot and £100 on a 20/1 chance.

He won £4000. Less than 2% of he's lost.

He got the letter saying his account was closed today.

Absolute scumbags.

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