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[Karabiner]

Hi Tony,
    Family all good thanks for asking, I'm Superfantastic as always.   . It's a shame you'll not be there mate, it would be nice to have a cuppa & chat, maybe next time.

Why is Mr Prew doing the updates? What happened to that scrumptious bit of stuff......Joobies with the boobies ( that's not too sexiest is it?)

Richard, if it's just you mate, can you at least put on a little skirt on or something.

I thank you,

John.

Yeah, a great shame I cannot attend this weekend John, espercially as Phil will be there too, what a reunion that would be! But there will be other times.

Joobies? She recently got married, (in Vegas of all places!) she has cakes to bake & hoovering to do.

Tighty in a skirt? Jeez, you are wrong in the head, mate.

Do you remember that Taxi Drivers cafe you took a bunch of us to somewhere near Covent Garden at around 4am one night? Is it still there? Best cuppa & sarnie I've had in years, can still taste it.

After, you were trying to sort me a taxi - proper Taxi, black cab - & an unlicensed mini-cab pulled up. Don't think I have ever heard such a foul-mouthed rant. I got the impression you do not much like mini-cab drivers......

I think that cafe was the place I found a hair in my beans and when i started to pull it the other end moved about 4 inches away at the other side of the plate.

OF course, I ate the lot.

[ ] Probably one of John's.

[bobby1]

eeek, if it was I dread to think where it came from!!

We are sharing a bed this Friday tho Ralph so I will let you know  

[Cupcake]

Yeah Tony, I remember the cafe. It was actually in Smithfield meat market, I think we were looking for women if memory serves me right. I'm amazed you can remember that night, it was a few years back.
The mini-cab chap was actually touting us,  which is illegal. which is why I used my first class swear words............I think I told him " No, we'll wait for a real Taxi, now fuck off- you Motherscunt" it would have been something sweet & pithy I'm sure.

Lots of love Tony & I'm sure all 3 of us will have a cuppa soon.

John x

[mondatoo]

Yeah, I remember the cafe. It was actually in Smithfield meat market, I think we were looking for women if memory serves me right. I'm amazed you can remember that night, it was a few years back.
The mini-cab chap was actually touting us,  which is illegal. which is why I used my first class swear words............I think I told him " No, we'll wait for a real Taxi, now fuck off- you Motherscunt" it would have been something sweet & pithy I'm sure.

Lots of love Tony & I'm sure all 3 of us will have a cuppa soon.

John x

Dodgy taxi's seemed like a bit of an issue when we where down at Wembley last year. This guy in a bar said to us to have one more in his bar and he'd sort us a taxi out, we ask how much taxi's are, he said it'd cost a fiver, ok sweet. Taxi comes, when I say taxi I mean a Renault Scenic with no badges that clearly is dodgy, we get in and ask how much it will be to our digs, £30, GTFO thieving twats, ended up sorting a proper one that cost £12 or summit, sure went back to that pub.

[tikay]

Yeah, I remember the cafe. It was actually in Smithfield meat market, I think we were looking for women if memory serves me right. I'm amazed you can remember that night, it was a few years back.
The mini-cab chap was actually touting us,  which is illegal. which is why I used my first class swear words............I think I told him " No, we'll wait for a real Taxi, now fuck off- you Motherscunt" it would have been something sweet & pithy I'm sure.

Lots of love Tony & I'm sure all 3 of us will have a cuppa soon.

John x

Dodgy taxi's seemed like a bit of an issue when we where down at Wembley last year. This guy in a bar said to us to have one more in his bar and he'd sort us a taxi out, we ask how much taxi's are, he said it'd cost a fiver, ok sweet. Taxi comes, when I say taxi I mean a Renault Scenic with no badges that clearly is dodgy, we get in and ask how much it will be to our digs, £30, GTFO thieving twats, ended up sorting a proper one that cost £12 or summit, sure went back to that pub.

Standard stuff, Ray, the context of John getting a tad irate with the minicab is that John is a pukka, licensed, black cab driver. Think he has a TX4 or FX4, I forget which. John is normally extremely quite, & reserved, you understand.

[tikay]

Yeah Tony, I remember the cafe. It was actually in Smithfield meat market, I think we were looking for women if memory serves me right. I'm amazed you can remember that night, it was a few years back.
The mini-cab chap was actually touting us,  which is illegal. which is why I used my first class swear words............I think I told him " No, we'll wait for a real Taxi, now fuck off- you Motherscunt" it would have been something sweet & pithy I'm sure.

Lots of love Tony & I'm sure all 3 of us will have a cuppa soon.

John x

Looking for women, behave!

I think we had been to some charity poker event, & then wandered back to the old Gutshot to play some cash. The little bloke from 888.com, I forget his name, had a Hummer, which seemed to fascinate everyone, & he was giving the girls free rides, so to speak.

Smithfield, yes, that seems to ring a bell now, dunno why I thought Covent Garden.

After we were done for the night, you said you would help me find & organise a taxi. When that poor minicab driver pulled up, I was about to jump in, & then you started on him. Never been so embarrassed. "Yes, quite so, bugger off" I added......

[LOJ]

Im in for Friday.  See you all there, although dont think anyone really knows my face..  Im the Bald welsh one with a dodgy accent that sounds a bit scouse

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Llyr, bring cheese, please. The wackier the better, ty.

I will have some brie, smoked cheddar, goats cheese..  bring the crackers tighty!

[Laxie]

Im in for Friday.  See you all there, although dont think anyone really knows my face..  Im the Bald welsh one with a dodgy accent that sounds a bit scouse

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Llyr, bring cheese, please. The wackier the better, ty.

I will have some brie, smoked cheddar, goats cheese..  bring the crackers tighty!

norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!  Sigh.  I'd have brought crackers.

[luther101]

Up on saturday        ....      probably, maybe.

Loofah's first DTD tourny report?

Do East Mudlanders get all het up & violent with 'laterally observant' scribes, Richard?

[mondatoo]

Yeah, I remember the cafe. It was actually in Smithfield meat market, I think we were looking for women if memory serves me right. I'm amazed you can remember that night, it was a few years back.
The mini-cab chap was actually touting us,  which is illegal. which is why I used my first class swear words............I think I told him " No, we'll wait for a real Taxi, now fuck off- you Motherscunt" it would have been something sweet & pithy I'm sure.

Lots of love Tony & I'm sure all 3 of us will have a cuppa soon.

John x

Dodgy taxi's seemed like a bit of an issue when we where down at Wembley last year. This guy in a bar said to us to have one more in his bar and he'd sort us a taxi out, we ask how much taxi's are, he said it'd cost a fiver, ok sweet. Taxi comes, when I say taxi I mean a Renault Scenic with no badges that clearly is dodgy, we get in and ask how much it will be to our digs, £30, GTFO thieving twats, ended up sorting a proper one that cost £12 or summit, sure went back to that pub.

Standard stuff, Ray, the context of John getting a tad irate with the minicab is that John is a pukka, licensed, black cab driver. Think he has a TX4 or FX4, I forget which. John is normally extremely quite, & reserved, you understand.

Call, I've met him, legend, although a bit nitty tbh, folded a Royal flush and showed it, you can never be too careful in this game.

[Karabiner]

Up on saturday        ....      probably, maybe.

Loofah's first DTD tourny report?

Do East Mudlanders get all het up & violent with 'laterally observant' scribes, Richard?

Looking forward to this.