A Sicilian, a chinaman and a bag full of money go to Tunica

[the sicilian]

Myself and Gavin (pIzzled) have decided to attack fortress USA on a different front...

Turning our degeneracy east from Vegas we zero in on Tunica Tennesea deep in America's south.

The gold strike has a festival on with a mix of tourneys that include a 6 max and a Omaha . Add to this some random tourist things that should include a visit to Gracelands.. Not a huge Elvis fan but it's a minor tick box and an NBA game at local team Memphis grizzlies.

As I speak we are in Boston awaiting our connecting flight .  So far gav has only managed to block one airline toilet..we hope to increase the score before touchdown in Memphis... I have managed to score two separate security pull ups...my inability to get through airport security is legendary...

In Memphis we have ordered a dodge charger for true Luke and Bo japes but have a deep seated feeling we may get the alternative vehicle... Prob a smart car knowing our luck..stay posted for tales of poker, dice, roulette and trying to shout ' hey buddy ! ' in a loud American voice captured on video at selected points of the trip

[pokerfan]

Awesome title, Gl.

[Simon Galloway]

Good chance no more than 2 of 3 the titled items return...

[claypole]

Was hoping you two would do this.....I want lots of CRAPS stories, minimal Pai Gow and next to no poker

[ForthThistle]

GL Gents..

Have a ball.

[celtic]

GL Gents..

Do your bollocks.

[Marky147]

GL Gents..

Do your bollocks.

ROFL


Pocorn in hand waiting!!

[pleno1]

subscribed

[Delboy]

GL finding Tunica in Tennessee!!?

could be an epic trip report

[Chompy]

Yup, looking forward to this nonsense. Will read tales of Tunica (Mississippi) until such time as you refer to your hire car as 'General Lee' or 'The General'.

Regards to Cletus and that old fella what missed all my awesome speech play coz he was deaf in his left ear.

[the sicilian]

Ok despite my best efforts with renaming American states we landed in Memphis...as expected hire car had morphed from Dodge Charger into some square abomination that was called something beginning with P...all I heard was square box piece of Shyte in an off colour gold...

Obv offered upgrade to mustang convertible...sold !...... Lol epic journey from Memphis to Tunica..luckily nearly all interstate... Verdict on mustang pride and joy of the Americagn car industry..... Sigh...terrible..think it has something like a 6 litre v8.... No wonder the roads are so wide over here..floor it and it needs all 3 lanes as it roars doesn't go anywhere and slews across the road like a slaloming drunk... Handles like Celtic with wheels on..all wobbly and floaty...

Looks ok for a yank motor I suppose... Pics to follow...

Staying at the gold strike...looks like a Vegas casino..nice and plush and plenty of floor space...still a few notches under Vegas finest but more than acceptable..checked in shower..food...and degenerate time ...wiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

[SuuPRlim]

hahaha  brilliant stuff cannot wait for more!

[AlexMartin]

Handles like Celtic with wheels on..all wobbly and floaty...

awesome, gl lads!

[FallenAngelAlex]

loving it already. This should make my commutes to work a little more bearable. Oh and if you will insist on keeping your guns stuffed up your skinny fit then im not suprised you keep getting pulled up by security lol

[The_nun]

Loving it.