Ok - if you like comedy and live in/near London there is a secret headlining comedian's gig for the next 3 weeks at The Oxford pub in Kentish Town. Tickets can be bought here...
https://www.wegottickets.com/searchresults/page/1/promoter They are doing 45 mins or so I am told, tickets £7.50. I know who they are but can't say as they are warm up gigs for forthcoming tours. Suffice it to say if you like Russel Kane or Russell Howard you won't be disappointed but I didn't say that. It's a small venue, room above a pub, max 45 people, promises to be very good. Not sure if it's just 1 each time or both but the ticket web site says it's both - but good value for money either way. All of this direct from the promotors mouth, don't hold me responsible for any abnormalities. That's not the word I want but I can't think of the real one right now.
Sorry - meant to say it's next Thursday at The Oxford, Kentish Town and also the following 2 Thursdays, just a few yards from the tube.