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« on: April 17, 2012, 02:33:56 PM »

Just watch this imo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01gklyf/The_National_Lottery_In_It_to_Win_It_14_04_2012/
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2012, 02:26:45 PM »

dale looks like he has been visiting the supermarket a little more regularly in recent years

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2012, 02:59:07 PM »

Can't bear to watch it again. My sister visited from Canada about 18months ago and we sat and watched an episode with our dad as he recovered from a triple bypass.

It was embarassing how ignorant the contestants were. Amazed that some of them had even managed to spell their names right on the application forms.
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2012, 03:01:57 PM »

I hate this programme.

"What colour are bananas?"

"Well, I don't think it's red because bananas aren't red. And I don't think it's orange because that's what colour oranges are. So I'm going to say yellow because bananas are yellow."

"Am I to take yellow as your answer?"

"Yes"

"I have taken yellow as your answer"

Oh fuck off.
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2012, 05:55:10 PM »

^^^ lolz. Spot on except it should obv be...

"Yes Dale, take that as my final answer."

What is the name of the star around which the earth orbits?

PAUSE...

"Er, the sun? Yep, gonna go for that before I get confused. The sun Dale."
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 10:05:39 PM »

I hate this programme.

"What colour are bananas?"

"Well, I don't think it's red because bananas aren't red. And I don't think it's orange because that's what colour oranges are. So I'm going to say yellow because bananas are yellow."

"Am I to take yellow as your answer?"

"Yes"

"I have taken yellow as your answer"

Oh fuck off.

yeah, but

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=30601.msg1553319#msg1553319
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 11:05:42 PM »

I hate this programme.

"What colour are bananas?"

"Well, I don't think it's red because bananas aren't red. And I don't think it's orange because that's what colour oranges are. So I'm going to say yellow because bananas are yellow."

"Am I to take yellow as your answer?"

"Yes"

"I have taken yellow as your answer"

Oh fuck off.

yeah, but

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=30601.msg1553319#msg1553319

lololol, wp!
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 01:00:50 AM »

OMG, it's been a few years since I've seen Dale Winton - he looks like a corpse with that much make-up on.

I couldn't take any more after the woman got the lightest British coin wrong and the guy got the population of Australia correct at 22m, which he knew because "it's the same as London".
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