Things that made you laugh

[Poppet7]

I thought I'd attempt to start a thread about things that made us laugh.. so I'll start!

I am sitting at the desk, chatting on the internet, Leon is in bed asleep in the same room... I look over at him and he bursts out laughing, puts his thumbs up at me and says 'HAPPY 2p DAY!!!' and starts giggling again! This is one of the many things that he has said in his sleep, I make a note so I can remind him every morning what he said to me!

Other things include:
"Can you take the cushion off of the ceiling"
"Can you see that... look... there's monkeys spinning everywhere!"
"Sophie just move you STUPID COW, its under your pillow" "What is?" "Oh for gods sake, you are so stupid, the bank is under your pillow!"

What has made you laugh??

[bobby1]

In a simliar vein. My wife once asked me to roll over in bed to give her more room and I asked her to send me an email and I would look at it in the morning.

[Poppet7]

In a simliar vein. My wife once asked me to roll over in bed to give her more room and I asked her to send me an email and I would look at it in the morning.

Thats well funny!!

[thetank]

I once passed out on the stairs at a party.
I had made it known earlier that I was working the next day.
At 7am, someone woke me up and asked me what time I started my shift.

Apparently I shouted "fourteen" then went back to sleep. It was very funny at the time I'm told.

[Poppet7]

Something that made me laugh yesterday was when I was on my webcam to Skippy and Leons sister started dancing in the background, I can imagine what he was thinking.. I think he'll agree that she is bonkers... and a bad dancer!

[I KNOW IT]

Stop feeding him those magic mushrooms

[RED-DOG]

My daughter Sadie to my grandchildren who were running about with a scarf

"If you don't behave I'll wrap that scarf around your neck"

[charmaine]

Harry our 3 yr old fell into a deep sleep on the setee last night , he woke 4 hours later , waved and said " i played with water today " picked him up and noticed he had peed on the setee    ( leather  phew ) bless him .

Gonna have to get Paul to post on here , theres so many things that make us giggle in our house  but my memory is crap to be honest .

[Suited_Jock]

My fiancee asked me something when i was in a deep sleep i told her i'd need her serial number before i could do anything... repeated a few times and i wake up to her in tears wtf had i done? lol She said id started shouting asking for a serial number else id terminate the call.

I was working in a stressful call centre at the time LOL

[dik9]

A few years ago, when casino's finished at 4am I worked in Cromwell Mint in London. I used to stay in London during the week and come up to Brum for my days off. The London Liner started running at 7am, and I am now on my days off.

All I remember is that when the journey started, I was on the top deck and just settled down to watch the "in flight" movie that started playing just as we left Hendon.
(let me put you in the picture a little bit, I was really knackered and I am a really heavy snorer)

My next memory is waking myself up with a big fat grunt, just as we hit spaghetti junction. To which the whole of the bus gave me a standing ovation, clapping and whistleing and the titles were coming up on the video screen. Dazed and confused, as i usually am when i wake up, I asked the lady sitting next to me what happened, she said that no one had been able to hear the video despite a traveller turning the volume up to maximum. Due to my "outrageous snorring" I nearly wet myself in the Taxi from the station, recalling everyones faces

[ruthless1]

One night at my local casino , i was playing on the electronic roulette, i was with my friends letti and james, james was play in a cash game. Someone had left half a credit in the machine next to me, so printed the sheet with ten pence on it, I got a pen and add some zeros to the end,lol  i went to show james who thought i really had won10k, after the laugh and joke, i went back to letti and sat down. But i had left the ticket on the side. 20 min later letti said "look hes found your ticket" well that was it we where laughing so much, trying to keep a st8 face , the man kept looking at the ticket, then put it in his pocket, and walked over to the cashier, we couldnt controll are selfs, he really thought he had a winning ticket, but it was funny the way he acted when he found it.

[Poppet7]

Laughed to myself today because I went to put something in the bin before work and my leg gave way, I was so embarrassed falling into the bin because there were loads of people around, I just carried on walking..smiling to myself!

[SKIPPYSKIP]

West Ham beating Villa Again hahahahahaha

[matt674]

"Can you see that... look... there's monkeys spinning everywhere!"

sounds like fun - where was it again??

[Poppet7]

On the bedroom wall apparently He pointed them out, although, funnily enough, I couldn't see them!!