Things that made you laugh

[The Baron]

Back in the days on cannboid and bongathons at uni, I was sat with my ex missus (very stoned) when we were watching the pope on news 24 talking about the Arab-Israeli conflict.

The missus comes out with "The pope isn't Jewish is he?" with the straightest face you've ever seen.

[Poppet7]

The Barons avatar and caption!

[thetank]

Whilst waiting for a number 23 bus in Aberdeen city centre arguing with the ex-girlfriend, who wanted to cross the road, as the bus stop said...

1,2,3,4 Queue this side
22,23 Queue other side

[Poppet7]

When I went to Disneyland Paris with my school when I was 15, anyway I'm a bit of a loud mouth and started taking the p*** out of Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee... anyway they both started chasing me, and boy... did I run! All my friends were waiting and laughing so hard at the sight of me being chased by the two huge characters!

[ruthless1]

I had to shave my hair off because i lost a HEADSUP game

[dik9]

I had to shave my hair off because i lost a HEADSUP game

? Bit drastic was it chaffing his ears?

[SKIPPYSKIP]

Watching the A-Team, Murdouch and B.A of this make me laugh

[onespeedo]

I was on holiday in Zante with a few mates when we were in our early twenties. We all hired mopeds / motorbikes and thought we were the bees knees. It was where "onespeedo" originated but that's a different story.

One of my mates had taken a more powerful bike than the rest of us because he had a bike back home. We were all sitting in a beachside bar while he was on his bike revving it loudly across the road, and generally being a bit of a twat.

As he did this, his accelerator must have stuck or his clutch slipped, he flew forward and hit a kerb, which catapulted the bike up and over a low level wall and straight into a fairly busy restaurant. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so much.

On the same holiday, you'd have thought he'd have learned his lesson, but he did exactly the same thing as we stopped near a sports stadium to watch a soccer match. All the players had parked their proper motorbikes, all gleaming and new, in a row outside the ground. The idiot went straight into them, and about 7 were all knocked over like dominoes.