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Tal
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The "I hate jacks" Logbook
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July 11, 2012, 01:17:10 AM »
One of the best things about playing live poker is hearing someone say "I hate Jacks". It's even better than saying ace king is "only ace high, at the end of the day".
I'm proposing a blonde 'in-joke' where we document instances we come across of people making the "I hate Jacks" announcement.
In the daily $125 at the Aria today, three limpers at 50/100 to the button, who makes it 2,300 to go, from his avg stack of 11k.everyone folds. Visibly and audibly relieved, he tables his cards, collects his pot and utters the magic words:
"Thank God. Ah hate jacks" (insert southern drawl)
Bit of harmless fun so no names unless u know they can take it!
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July 11, 2012, 03:05:04 AM »
Funny you started this, i heard my first "I love Jacks!" today at a £25 FO turbo @ Grosvenor Porstmouth when JJ cracked AA aipf after the JJ guy limp raised all in from UTG to tarp the tight super nit 'older gentleman'.
First time I've heard that...
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July 11, 2012, 05:02:17 AM »
Some guy in a $1k in Vegas said
"Some guys like to REraise with Ace King! I love playing those guys. I mean, you have nothing!"
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July 11, 2012, 05:05:02 AM »
Quote from: cambridgealex on July 11, 2012, 05:02:17 AM
Some guy in a $1k in Vegas said
"Some guys like to REraise with Ace King! I love playing those guys. I mean, you have nothing!"
Brilliant.
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Re: The "I hate jacks" Logbook
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July 11, 2012, 05:16:28 AM »
Quote from: cambridgealex on July 11, 2012, 05:02:17 AM
Some guy in a $1k in Vegas said
"Some guys like to REraise with Ace King! I love playing those guys. I mean, you have nothing!"
I was misquoted.
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July 11, 2012, 10:38:41 AM »
Add Parker to this list, his always saying he hates pocket jacks.
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July 11, 2012, 10:56:13 AM »
' i only play deuces if i flop a set ' lol i love this one
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July 11, 2012, 10:58:59 AM »
No set no bet?
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July 11, 2012, 12:24:18 PM »
I checked back the 2nd nuts on the river incase he had the nuts.......... No I really do
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July 11, 2012, 01:09:40 PM »
I hate Jacks.
But I am a Bluebird
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July 11, 2012, 02:21:58 PM »
I hate Jocks - esp Vincent Calenti ..... oh, and Keef Miller!
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July 11, 2012, 02:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Wingdings2 on July 11, 2012, 01:09:40 PM
I hate Jacks.
But I am a Red Dragon
FYP
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July 11, 2012, 04:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Chompy on July 11, 2012, 10:38:41 AM
Add Parker to this list, his always saying he hates pocket jacks.
well ool chompy haha
i only say it on the stream fyp. along with ' i put you on a10 pre'
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July 11, 2012, 05:26:43 PM »
But I do .....
NO
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July 11, 2012, 09:53:10 PM »
I currently hate Jacks, but next time I win a decent pot with them I'll love them again! So fickle!
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