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« on: July 24, 2012, 09:40:14 AM »

Who?

- Lights the flame

- Carries the team flag at the Opening ceremony

- Wins the 100m

- Wins the Marathon

- Wins the Shot Put



Funnier the better please!
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 09:48:09 AM »

Millidonk wins the 100 m
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2012, 09:51:00 AM »

Who?

- Lights the flame

- Carries the team flag at the Opening ceremony

- Wins the 100m

- Wins the Marathon

- Wins the Shot Put



Funnier the better please!


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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2012, 09:53:10 AM »

Definitly Mantis to light the flame!
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2012, 10:21:31 AM »

glenda for the 100m if its in a car park
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2012, 10:22:41 AM »

Definitly Mantis to light the flame!
Lol brilliant
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2012, 10:33:23 AM »

Definitly Mantis to light the flame!

We have a winner already.
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2012, 11:31:49 AM »

Such an honour tyty.

I would like to propose a Blonde 4x100m relay team.

The gun fires to get the race started and we're off. Sadly we have Blatch on the first leg and he's fallen asleep in the blocks. After some persuasion he gets going and runs well at first but stumbles badly towards the end. He manages to hand the baton over to Railtard for the second leg. Railtard runs really good but at the next changeover promises to ship the baton tomorrow rather than just handing it over today. Eventually he hands over to Boldie who covers the 100m in three strides before heading straight to the airport. The fourth leg is in the hands of Solaris who takes the baton with great enthusiasm before running straight out of the stadium never to be seen again.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2012, 11:38:33 AM »

Such an honour tyty.

I would like to propose a Blonde 4x100m relay team.

The gun fires to get the race started and we're off. Sadly we have Blatch on the first leg and he's fallen asleep in the blocks. After some persuasion he gets going and runs well at first but stumbles badly towards the end. He manages to hand the baton over to Railtard for the second leg. Railtard runs really good but at the next changeover promises to ship the baton tomorrow rather than just handing it over today. Eventually he hands over to Boldie who covers the 100m in three strides before heading straight to the airport. The fourth leg is in the hands of Solaris who takes the baton with great enthusiasm before running straight out of the stadium never to be seen again.

very good.
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2012, 12:09:52 PM »

Herbie for the High Jump

Red-dog for the Wrestling

I was going to say Jeeves for the 200m but he'll always be 10 steps behind and 2 to the left.
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2012, 12:18:29 PM »


Lol @ "Herbie for the High Jump". Don't tempt me......
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2012, 12:23:21 PM »

Such an honour tyty.

I would like to propose a Blonde 4x100m relay team.

The gun fires to get the race started and we're off. Sadly we have Blatch on the first leg and he's fallen asleep in the blocks. After some persuasion he gets going and runs well at first but stumbles badly towards the end. He manages to hand the baton over to Railtard for the second leg. Railtard runs really good but at the next changeover promises to ship the baton tomorrow rather than just handing it over today. Eventually he hands over to Boldie who covers the 100m in three strides before heading straight to the airport. The fourth leg is in the hands of Solaris who takes the baton with great enthusiasm before running straight out of the stadium never to be seen again.

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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2012, 12:23:36 PM »

Definitly Mantis to light the flame!

Too clever by half

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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2012, 01:59:28 PM »

Such an honour tyty.

I would like to propose a Blonde 4x100m relay team.

The gun fires to get the race started and we're off. Sadly we have Blatch on the first leg and he's fallen asleep in the blocks. After some persuasion he gets going and runs well at first but stumbles badly towards the end. He manages to hand the baton over to Railtard for the second leg. Railtard runs really good but at the next changeover promises to ship the baton tomorrow rather than just handing it over today. Eventually he hands over to Boldie who covers the 100m in three strides before heading straight to the airport. The fourth leg is in the hands of Solaris who takes the baton with great enthusiasm before running straight out of the stadium never to be seen again.

This is why i <3 mantis.
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2012, 03:22:33 PM »

Such an honour tyty.

I would like to propose a Blonde 4x100m relay team.

The gun fires to get the race started and we're off. Sadly we have Blatch on the first leg and he's fallen asleep in the blocks. After some persuasion he gets going and runs well at first but stumbles badly towards the end. He manages to hand the baton over to Railtard for the second leg. Railtard runs really good but at the next changeover promises to ship the baton tomorrow rather than just handing it over today. Eventually he hands over to Boldie who covers the 100m in three strides before heading straight to the airport. The fourth leg is in the hands of Solaris who takes the baton with great enthusiasm before running straight out of the stadium never to be seen again.
Genuinely LOL
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