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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2012, 03:24:01 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on July 24, 2012, 11:31:49 AM
Such an honour tyty.

I would like to propose a Blonde 4x100m relay team.

The gun fires to get the race started and we're off. Sadly we have Blatch on the first leg and he's fallen asleep in the blocks. After some persuasion he gets going and runs well at first but stumbles badly towards the end. He manages to hand the baton over to Railtard for the second leg. Railtard runs really good but at the next changeover promises to ship the baton tomorrow rather than just handing it over today. Eventually he hands over to Boldie who covers the 100m in three strides before heading straight to the airport. The fourth leg is in the hands of Solaris who takes the baton with great enthusiasm before running straight out of the stadium never to be seen again.

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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2012, 05:40:56 PM »
Quote from: TightEnd on July 24, 2012, 09:40:14 AM
Who?

- Lights the flame

- Carries the team flag at the Opening ceremony

- Wins the 100m

- Wins the Marathon

- Wins the Shot Put



Funnier the better please!

Mr. Herbert for lighting the flame bcause he flamed a lots.

Mr. Goodwin to carry the flag bcause he got more colours on his bodies than England flag .

Mr. Johnson to run the 100m bcause this will beat his personal best of running 65m.

Mr. Coulder to run the marathon , since he's going to Colombia to play poker with the drugs dealer (needed to run fast )

Mr. Trumper for the shot put bcause ofthe weight his carrying due to guarantee of tourney in Dtd
not meeting the guarantee ..,

Myself for the others event that r not listed !
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2012, 05:45:41 PM »
Quote from: Killerkilsby on July 24, 2012, 09:53:10 AM
Definitly Mantis to light the flame!

Gold and a new Olympic record!
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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2012, 05:58:54 PM »
Cos for rowing.
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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2012, 06:01:43 PM »
Herbie to carry the 'Hendon Mob' Flag!
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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2012, 06:01:45 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2012, 06:03:19 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 24, 2012, 05:58:54 PM
Cos for rowing.

ROFL!

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« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2012, 06:11:05 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2012, 06:11:50 PM »
Rupert for hop, hop and jump....
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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2012, 06:19:23 PM »
Mitch for road block on Horseguards Parade.
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2012, 06:22:35 PM »
Chili - Rhythmic gymnastics.

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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2012, 06:25:31 PM »
MereNovice for the organisation of the Opening Ceremony. Likely involving a spreadsheet.

TightEnd on the mic for commentary.
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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2012, 06:33:12 PM »
Bolt for the 100M.
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« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2012, 06:42:42 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2012, 06:58:40 PM »
Quote from: Karabiner on July 24, 2012, 06:33:12 PM
Bolt for the 100M.

 

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