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« Reply #120 on: August 01, 2012, 07:15:27 PM »

Why on earth are there so many fencing events?

Surely a sword is a sword?



Three different swords: foil, épée and sabre. Chap I used to know at Uni was one of those there fencists (oddly not even marked on spell-check) and he showed me the swords. They're different sizes and weights.

Certainly no worse than the swimming events. Greatest ever Olympian cos he can swim backwards, forwards and like a praying mantis indeed...

If there were a 150m, a running backwards event and a skipping 100m event, bolt would win those as well.

Redgrave could only get in one boat. No room to split training between boats.

I started off addressing your point but then went off on a frolic of my own. Sorry, Camel!



I would mind so much if one of the events involved jumping off balconies and swinging from chandeliers while wearing a big floppy hat like in the movies.

How good would this be as a medal event:


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« Reply #121 on: August 01, 2012, 07:18:40 PM »

It's good but you're not beating this:



Also links nicely to the Nottingham Hoods chat from Tikay's thread.

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« Reply #122 on: August 02, 2012, 09:10:44 AM »



I would mind so much if one of the events involved jumping off balconies and swinging from chandeliers while wearing a big floppy hat like in the movies.




I lolled more than I should have.
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« Reply #123 on: August 02, 2012, 01:04:25 PM »

The Olympic theme song is absolutely doing my head in.
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« Reply #124 on: August 04, 2012, 12:17:34 PM »

Did Hugh Porter think the end of the women's Keiren was a lap before it actually was?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/18916802
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« Reply #125 on: August 05, 2012, 01:32:03 AM »

Lol, that is all. /thread.
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« Reply #126 on: August 05, 2012, 03:36:19 PM »

Murray is flogging this Swiss lad.
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« Reply #127 on: August 05, 2012, 03:38:05 PM »

Murray is flogging this Swiss lad.

Yeah he's getting on a bit. Not won a major for two weeks
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« Reply #128 on: August 05, 2012, 03:39:41 PM »

Murray is flogging this Swiss lad.

Yeah he's getting on a bit. Not won a major for two weeks

Why is this in the Shit thread.  Or are you highlighting a possible Olympic match fixing!!
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« Reply #129 on: August 05, 2012, 04:11:00 PM »

I just saw Olympics in the thread title and dived right in!
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« Reply #130 on: August 05, 2012, 07:09:31 PM »

Murray is flogging this Swiss lad.

Yeah he's getting on a bit. Not won a major for two weeks

Why is this in the Shit thread.  Or are you highlighting a possible Olympic match fixing!!

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« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2012, 08:15:33 PM »

The most tragic aspect of these Olympics is Louis Smith's haircut.
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« Reply #132 on: August 05, 2012, 08:42:11 PM »

That Colin Jackson explanation of the 400m was simulcast on CBeebies
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« Reply #133 on: August 05, 2012, 08:47:40 PM »

The most tragic aspect of these Olympics is Louis Smith's haircut.

But how well did he speak and behave?  Fantastic.
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« Reply #134 on: August 05, 2012, 11:20:09 PM »

Some lunatic threw a Bottle of Beer just before the Gun for the 100m, landed a few meters behind Lane 5.
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