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« on: August 01, 2012, 12:25:21 PM »

Today I would like you all to celebrate that I now have a clean driving licence since 6 months after I passed a week after my 18th birthday cheers.

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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 12:47:27 PM »

Bizarre reason for a celebration.

I've had a clean license for over 20 years, think I'll drive down the pub to celebrate.
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 12:50:54 PM »

I think he means its now clean after his points have come off. First time since he was 18. I think
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 01:08:17 PM »

I think he means its now clean after his points have come off. First time since he was 18. I think


That is correct
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 01:26:47 PM »

Bizarre reason for a celebration.

I've had a clean license for over 20 years, think I'll drive down the pub to celebrate.

get drunk and drive back? Wink
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2012, 09:57:38 AM »

Nearly blotted my clean licence yesterday.

Was doing a ton+ on an empty motorway and a copper shot up behind me and pulled me.

Slapped my wrists and let me off with a warning.

I run good Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2012, 11:48:09 AM »

Sigh, woulda be been so much funnier if you got points.
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2012, 11:52:44 AM »

Nearly blotted my clean licence yesterday.

Was doing a ton+ on an empty motorway and a copper shot up behind me and pulled me.

Slapped my wrists and let me off with a warning.

I run good Cheesy

Why would he let you off with a warning when you are doing 100?

No one should be let off with a warning doing 100.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2012, 12:03:19 PM »

Nearly blotted my clean licence yesterday.

Was doing a ton+ on an empty motorway and a copper shot up behind me and pulled me.

Slapped my wrists and let me off with a warning.

I run good Cheesy

Why would he let you off with a warning when you are doing 100?

No one should be let off with a warning doing 100.

Maybe he didn't have a clock on my speed? By time he'd caught upto me I was slowing down for the exit slip.

Also I was the only car on the motorway at the time.
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2012, 12:08:36 PM »

Nearly blotted my clean licence yesterday.

Was doing a ton+ on an empty motorway and a copper shot up behind me and pulled me.

Slapped my wrists and let me off with a warning.

I run good Cheesy

Why would he let you off with a warning when you are doing 100?

No one should be let off with a warning doing 100.

Maybe he didn't have a clock on my speed? By time he'd caught upto me I was slowing down for the exit slip.

Also I was the only car on the motorway at the time.

the clock may be correct

Only car on the motorway is a complete irrelevance, tried it once as a defence, got points lol
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2012, 05:29:04 PM »

Nearly blotted my clean licence yesterday.

Was doing a ton+ on an empty motorway and a copper shot up behind me and pulled me.

Slapped my wrists and let me off with a warning.

I run good Cheesy

Why would he let you off with a warning when you are doing 100?

No one should be let off with a warning doing 100.

Maybe he didn't have a clock on my speed? By time he'd caught upto me I was slowing down for the exit slip.

Also I was the only car on the motorway at the time.


lol how do you have a license let alone a clean one.


you run absolutely golden, I got a 1month ban for exactly the same thing.
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2012, 10:59:31 PM »

i got caught doing 108 on a clear night no other cars and got a court summns.

lucky i got let off with a 28 day ban and a 120 pound fine wiiiiii
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 01:34:41 AM »

Yea but I didnt get caught Wink

A) he was solo
B) he didn't have a reading of my speed
C) he accepted my bribe of all my takings
D) I tickled his bum with my tongue
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2012, 06:10:46 AM »

i heard a story once about two guys that got caught doing 170mph in a porche.

they paid through the nose for a lawyer who found a loophole in court.

because the police lost sight of the car between first sight and stopping them they couldnt prove who was driving haha
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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2012, 09:36:20 AM »

I've heard numerous stories about innocent people being killed because of idiots who think the police are the stupid ones.
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