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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2012, 10:58:12 AM »
Quote from: EvilPie on August 16, 2012, 10:11:47 AM
Quote from: SuuPRlim on August 16, 2012, 03:34:11 AM

 (Don’t think she’s blowing me off fwiw,).


Might as well play poker then........

Real answer. Switch the pc off you fecking idiot!!!!!

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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2012, 11:00:30 AM »
Quote from: corkeye on August 16, 2012, 07:09:21 AM
OK so everyone just condones sharing poker accounts with people now?


Tactical internet disconnection for the greater good.....
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2012, 11:04:11 AM »
Quote from: Marky147 on August 16, 2012, 11:00:30 AM
Quote from: corkeye on August 16, 2012, 07:09:21 AM
OK so everyone just condones sharing poker accounts with people now?


Tactical internet disconnection for the greater good.....
Everyone does it under 30 ffs
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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2012, 11:11:11 AM »
Depends on bankroll obviously. Presumably you just teamviewer it and hope for the best. Can always come back if you make ft and sort a deal out. Kinda shady but w/e.

Do stars allow you to "dc" and have someone else play? Thought full tilt allowed this and stars didnt.
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2012, 12:28:20 PM »
Your friend rates his chances of having afternoon sexy times with a foreign 17yr-old on a family holiday within an hour or so of meeting her at 40%. Nearer the truth to think it's about 2%. Then you gotta factor in his 'seal the deal' mentality which brings it down to >1%. However, that's still pretty good odds for an internet grinder so power off imo.
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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2012, 12:37:28 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 16, 2012, 12:28:20 PM
Your friend rates his chances of having afternoon sexy times with a foreign 17yr-old on a family holiday within an hour or so of meeting her at 40%. Nearer the truth to think it's about 2%. Then you gotta factor in his 'seal the deal' mentality which brings it down to >1%. However, that's still pretty good odds for an internet grinder so power off imo.

Whilst taking your post with a huge dose of trollface.jpeg, I will respond. Friend is a young foreign male, who clearly has some gold to his name. Female is young, attractive, and has returned to his hotel room having been in a jacuzzi with him. Has she returned for scrabble? Also, the internet grinder stereotype is hardly relevant when he is ballin' it up in Cuba...
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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2012, 12:39:23 PM »
Surely he can just sit out for the 38 seconds required here.

Doubt he'll even miss a blind level.
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2012, 12:42:46 PM »
Just rest the laptop on her back.
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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2012, 12:45:29 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on August 16, 2012, 12:42:46 PM
Just rest the laptop on her back.

And then go all in.
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2012, 01:18:27 PM »
Quote from: rfgqqabc on August 16, 2012, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 16, 2012, 12:28:20 PM
Your friend rates his chances of having afternoon sexy times with a foreign 17yr-old on a family holiday within an hour or so of meeting her at 40%. Nearer the truth to think it's about 2%. Then you gotta factor in his 'seal the deal' mentality which brings it down to >1%. However, that's still pretty good odds for an internet grinder so power off imo.

Whilst taking your post with a huge dose of trollface.jpeg, I will respond. Friend is a young foreign male, who clearly has some gold to his name. Female is young, attractive, and has returned to his hotel room having been in a jacuzzi with him. Has she returned for scrabble? Also, the internet grinder stereotype is hardly relevant when he is ballin' it up in Cuba...

Yeah I was only joking. Obv you are right, this girl has almost certainly come round for quick sex before she heads off to the airport with her family. He should just flop it straight out and get her sucking him off while he plays Stars imo.
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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2012, 01:23:26 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 16, 2012, 01:18:27 PM
Quote from: rfgqqabc on August 16, 2012, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 16, 2012, 12:28:20 PM
Your friend rates his chances of having afternoon sexy times with a foreign 17yr-old on a family holiday within an hour or so of meeting her at 40%. Nearer the truth to think it's about 2%. Then you gotta factor in his 'seal the deal' mentality which brings it down to >1%. However, that's still pretty good odds for an internet grinder so power off imo.

Whilst taking your post with a huge dose of trollface.jpeg, I will respond. Friend is a young foreign male, who clearly has some gold to his name. Female is young, attractive, and has returned to his hotel room having been in a jacuzzi with him. Has she returned for scrabble? Also, the internet grinder stereotype is hardly relevant when he is ballin' it up in Cuba...

Yeah I was only joking. Obv you are right, this girl has almost certainly come round for quick sex before she heads off to the airport with her family. He should just flop it straight out and get her sucking him off while he plays Stars imo.

Maybe she if she has an older sister/(s) too!
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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2012, 02:03:37 PM »
Obs no brainer...........
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2012, 02:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Acidmouse on August 16, 2012, 02:03:37 PM
Obs no brainer...........

Ikr, obv just grind and tell her to gtfo, shouldn't have kept him waiting so long.
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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2012, 02:11:54 PM »
Quote from: mondatoo on August 16, 2012, 02:07:31 PM
Quote from: Acidmouse on August 16, 2012, 02:03:37 PM
Obs no brainer...........

Ikr, obv just grind and tell her to gtfo, shouldn't have kept him waiting so long.
Ha ha. Yeah you'd never spend all night in a bar giving a 16 year old all the patter Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2012, 02:22:03 PM »
Quote from: smashedagain on August 16, 2012, 02:11:54 PM
Quote from: mondatoo on August 16, 2012, 02:07:31 PM
Quote from: Acidmouse on August 16, 2012, 02:03:37 PM
Obs no brainer...........

Ikr, obv just grind and tell her to gtfo, shouldn't have kept him waiting so long.
Ha ha. Yeah you'd never spend all night in a bar giving a 16 year old all the patter Smiley

 
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