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« on: January 16, 2006, 06:03:14 AM »


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What's the problem with that.

Are we elitist and clique on blonde all of a sudden?

The number of posts a person has made doesn't mean anything to me. If someone has made 10 posts they have just as much right to be heard as if they had made 10,000.

That being said, I do see your point. The number of posts a person has made does not necessarily reflect the amount they have contributed to poker discussion. My point is that this should be irrelevant anyway.

I said this to bundle on another thread, didn't mean to have a dig at him as he is probably onto something. The two word poker story is a little out of control of late. I'm all for people having fun and that and if you aren't interested then stay away from that thread. However, we're getting close to crossing a line with it, if we have not crossed it already.

Perhaps it could be more aptly re-named the 'two word soft porn story'. I've just gone to the trouble of scribbling down a recap from the last couple of days and it is getting kinda over done...

Here are the highlights/lowlights, all from the last couple of days...

....Poppet appeared naked and hot and very horny. She looked very wet because she showered recently. A towel was wrapped around her left arm because it showed her little freckle.....

.....Tank said my sore ass is feeling wooly and needs some lubrication so Dave bought jelly.....

.....Mud wrestling in jelly with poppet who was having a bit too much jiggy with tank......

.....His (M3boy's) winkle looks extremely provacative in the dark but whenever he sat on Charmaine it grew much bigger until it burst all over the poor girls new dress......

.....Poppet decided to wear a thong for skippy but then she decided to call on tank to wear those knickers because he likes poppet so much. He also really loved her in a costume of batman rubber suit which showed pantyhose like never before......

.....Poppet couldn't suck it enough.....

.....You dirty the dishes and never close the oven door whilst tickling the tank......

.....Get a room said tank to poppet as Dave got jealous of them stroking each others pet genitalia.


I'm no prude and always up for a laugh but enough is enough. Personally I'm going to stop posting on that thread if it's a soft porn novel in progress where I seem to be one of the main characters.

A lot of folk derive enjoyment from it, including myself. A little innuendo is fine, but I'd like to appeal to all the posters on it to stop making it pretty much exclusively, all about who's banging who in wierd and wonderful ways. Perhaps if you make sure you've had some in the last 24 hours before posting we wouldn't all be such filthy minded buggers.

If you want to talk dirty there are plenty of places on the internet where you can do so without tank getting on his high horse.

Right, spent too much time on this rant that makes me look like a killjoy, back to the tables I go.
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2006, 06:12:10 AM »

Just read all that back and I do come across as a bit of a boring bugger. (Not editing it or deleting it after it took me so blooody long though Cheesy)

All I'm trying to say is lets be careful not to take it any further. I appreciate a bit of lewd banter as much as the next fellow/fellowess.

As Ironside said on another thread....


the innuendo on this forum is nothing worse than you would get in a carry on film and 95% of them were rated PG and thats how we intend keeping the forum


I agree with this 100%. Hope I haven't come across like I'm complaining for the the sake of it.
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2006, 07:01:34 AM »

Tank,

I agree with you. I don't read the two word thread, not because of the sexual content but just because I can't be bothered it seems like a lot of inane drivel to me.

I'm not opposed to inane drivel on principle, I'm more than capable of indulging myself from time to time. I just think it should be mopped up every so often to stop the floor from getting sticky.

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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2006, 07:20:49 AM »


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I'm all for people having fun and that and if you aren't interested then stay away from that thread.




I think you sum it up here tank to be honest. I personally have never contributed to that thread as it just hasn't interested me to be honest, i also don't read it. Yet i enjoy the great majority of the posts on blonde and contribute where i can.
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2006, 07:30:20 AM »

What's your point Longy?
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2006, 07:42:08 AM »

What's your point Longy?

I think he was echoing the sentiment that if you are unhappy with a threads content, you are under no obligation to view it.
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2006, 07:58:30 AM »

Well that's only true to a certain extent. I don't read it and I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

The question Tank raises however is; 'Is this appropriate content for this forum?'
The answer, in my opinion, is no.

Each to his own. I'm not offended but I can see why some people might be.
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2006, 08:07:15 AM »

I don't read that thread either. I guess if someone's posted stuff which is out of order or not in the "blonde spirit" whatever that is you can report it to the moderators?
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2006, 08:32:57 AM »

Can't comment on the thread itself as i think it's daft (never even looked at it let alone posted on it) but reading that little recap you've done i agree with you Tank.
If you don't like being the subject of it then you have every right to have it removed.
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2006, 08:38:22 AM »


I don't read that thread either. I guess if someone's posted stuff which is out of order or not in the "blonde spirit" whatever that is you can report it to the moderators?


Perhaps that's what I should have done. I'd have to report myself aswell though as I joined in with a lot of it.

The problem here is it's no one person's fault. Indeed a few of the posters on the two word thread had subtely hinted that they thought it was going a bit too far aswell. (by showing the  etc.) I thought a general appeal to calm it down a bitty might be the way to go.

It's only supposed to be a suggestion really. I don't want to overstep the mark, who am I to tell people what to do.


Can't comment on the thread itself as i think it's daft (never even looked at it let alone posted on it) but reading that little recap you've done i agree with you Tank.
If you don't like being the subject of it then you have every right to have it removed.


I'm not insisting it's removed, I don't want to spoil the fun. The sheer volume of posts on there in the last few days is testament that plenty of peeps are enjoying it and I don't want to stand in the way of that. I'm just trying to pre-empt it getting out of control.
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2006, 10:28:00 AM »

Tank

Everyone  have been happy to contribute in the middle of the O/T storry, not at one point did anyone pull out or stop posting or say it had got out of control.

It is a bit lighted fun a and it has gone a bit out of bounds and maybe the thread should be stopped or the story changed around now.

It seems like it more of people to trying to drop each other into the storry like as i aid as bit lighted fun.

Ive only posted this response as Poppet contact me just know by MSN as she thought people would her a bad name etc, which I told her everyone who contribute to the thread is just as invlolved.

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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2006, 10:32:59 AM »


You have been happy to contribute in the middle of the O/T storry, not at one point did you pull out or stop posting or say earlier your feelings


I know, I'm as much to blame as anyone else.

In fact probably no-ones fault, just one of those things.

Hope you didn't get the impression I was digging at you Skippy. As far as I'm concerned abody on blonde is a good guy. (Except Timaloy, he's too good and wins too much )
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2006, 10:36:29 AM »

I think I should post now:

Sorry to anyone that I, or the other blondeites, may have offended. It really wasn't meant to offend anyone and as SkippySkip said, was just supposed to be fun and a laugh. Maybe because i'm immature compared to the rest of you, but its just silly fun... I mean 'tickling the petrol tank with an oven glove' - its just random sentences made up by each person saying two words. I did enjoy posting on there, but I think I will stop because I really don't want to upset anyone in any way. Once again, I am sorry.

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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2006, 10:41:44 AM »

Hmmmm, I have to say i'm hesitant to post on this topic. I have only posted a tiny amount in the Two Word Poker Story, and that was quite far back at the beginning, when it still had something to do with POKER.....  That topic has long since gone and it has evolved into something more seedier.

I have gone back and read the last 20-30+ pages as I don't keep up with it anymore, and in fairness to the thread itself, Poppet was just as much to blame as anyone else (sry Poppet, but that is my opinion) To say you post in a thread because you "have to" is daft, of course you don't, and the people that post in the thread are the names that usually appear in it. Poppet herself has directed it to herself at times.....

If you don't like the direction the thread is taking, steer it away, or don't point it at yourself, and simply don't post on it!

That said, I totally agree that it has got out of control. There is a leery feeling coming onto the forum lately, and IMO it just isn't the "Old Blonde" This use to be a poker forum, with a great bit of banter on the side, now it seems to be steering in the wrong direction.
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2006, 11:06:08 AM »

Hiyas all Smiley

Got ourselves in a pickle eh?

I think the lovely Tank was tryign to save the blushes of Poppit, when Poppit wasn't really blushing at all, although it perhaps sounded liek that in the strange non verbal world of online!

A caring gesture from a nice chap!

I think the thread does get a bit risque - but like a lot of threads on here (and the reason this is such a good forum), is that it is all done with affection and warmth. I don't thinkt here is malice in anything anyone has said on that thread. I have had to edit two words from that thread in all the time it was up - and that was because of a genuine mistake.

I'm not caught up with it lately, I have to admit, but I wil go and catch up later tonight, when I have the chance.

In the meantime - if you don't like it - then of course don't read it. If you do enjoy it, then read it and contribute! You guys have made it what it is after all!

Let's all recognise that Tank was merely being a gentleman and acting in the way befitting that status!


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