The blonde forum and Spamming.

[tikay]

Boils have to be burst before they get better, so I think I need to burst this little pimple before it becomes a boil.

blonde Forum's policy on spamming is this.

1). Common sense.

2). All things in moderation.

So how does that work in practice?

We don't mind blondeites spamming now and then. Honestly, we don't. Remember, common sense, & all thing in moderation. So the odd spam telling us that so & so has odds up for the WSOP, or Golf betting, or odds for a comp that contains a bevy of blondeites is hunky dory by us.

The blonde Forum has earned a reputation as a fun place to be. No hassle, plenty of laughs, & we aint in your face with blonde offers day and night. And it's become a fun place, because there are a great bunch of lads on blonde, & very few threads fail to contain a bit of fun somewhere along the line.

Some peeps have mentioned that the (name with-held) Forum aint much fun these days, & we wanna avoid the same mistakes. Name with-held 'cos Dave & I agreed up front that we dont do knocking copy.

We HAVE been spamming, mercilessly, the Crypto Blonde Tourney. But the wise and observant amongst you may have noticed that we have never suggested you sign up for any site via blonde in respect of the Blonde Tourney. Not even a tinsy winsy, teeny weeny, ickle wickle, itsy bitsy bit. Not once, not then, not now, not know how, not never. Why not? Because it's intended to be a fun tourney, bragging rights, & a good laugh. We need a bit of money to ensure folks play properly, so we asked Crypto to give us a few bob, & they obliged. Largely, because they saw what a good time we all had last Sunday evening. Thank you Crypto. And in fact blonde threw in 100 quid of our own money, as a Bounty on me. So it's costing us 100 quid in fact. Plus a bit of work by us, some help from Crypto and an intermediary, and a whole lot of work by Ironside, who had a rough ride despite sticking precisely and exactly to the agreed timetable for the poll. It's NOT a commercial thing, it's a fun thing, & it would be wrong to try and take your money on one hand, while trying to sell the tourney as a "blonde family" type fun thing.

A fair bit of heat was generated last week in discussing our tourney, and it started to develop into a spam-fest, but it was all well intended. Every friend I had a week ago I still have. Nobody's fallen out. The crypto Blonde Tourney will take place on Thursday, & lets hope we have a bit of a laugh, & someone takes home a few bob. Ruru has kindly agreed to move the Betfair Tourney back a day, to avoid a clash, & I will support that too.

So, let's just reiterate. Spamming is OK if you guys remember the rules, rules which we put in place on your behalf, so as to ensure our Forum stays clean.

Common sense. All things in moderation.

Everything is cool. Let's keep it that way.

Next case.

[RED-DOG]

Or as Monty Python would say......

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!
Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am.

Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)
Lovely Spaaam!

Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaam, Spaaaaaam!

Sorry, I can resist anything except temptation, sorry, sorry

[Robert HM]

Just got to love the idea of an low advert board. Wonderful

Robert

(Sponsored by H-M & Co. Lawyers to the gentry)

[RED-DOG]

Hang on a mo Rob, "an low advert board" What does it mean, is it a typo, or another one of those subtle things that I dont understand?

Please, put me out of my misery 

[GURNFISH]

Nout to do with me but above post makes sense.

[Robert HM]

Please, put me out of my misery

Certainly. Just loading the inhumane shooter as we speak

Low advert board as in low spam forum? Comprehend Mr Chein Rouge?

(After enjoying the Gutshot jobbie last week I might just see you at Walsall next week)

[Robert HM]

Nout to do with me but above post makes sense.

Thank you GURNFISH. Red-Dog didn't realise the joke was the sponsorship bit but he admits subtleties pass him by.

[tikay]

Oi, where are your manners guys? Has anyone said Hi after his (her?) first post, to Gurnfish?

Where you live Gurnfish, & what do you do with yourself when you are not at home? And do excuse my hignorant friends.

[Robert HM]

Oh I do apoligise, didn't realise that was a maiden post. Welcome Gurnfish!

Now where did that thread go where peeps explained their names?

[tikay]

Maybe his pic will make an explanation un-necessary.......He could be RedDog's double.

[Robert HM]

Poor Sod, he's only just got here and you put that weight around his neck.

[tikay]

True, it was below the belt. Or neck, as the case may be.

[RED-DOG]

I'll tell you what, I'll just pretend I understand or else this is going to get silly

Low advert board as in low spam forum........

Hi Gurnfish, bet you wish you hadnt botherd

[ifm]

oops, i think he must've removed the piccy 
Now that is a sensitive bloke, shame reddog has such a thick skin   

[RED-DOG]

See, that was something else I didnt understand, I did'nt see his pic. When tikay said "Maybe his pic will make an explanation un-necessary".......I was more confused than ever but didnt want to admit it

ps, since I joined this forum my skin has got about two inches thicker thanks to friends like you

pps, My pic is staying put, you will just have to learn to appreciate the noble art of slug balancing