RSQ - The Portsmouth Connection

[smashedagain]

Just to point out that I'm not a complete "see you next tuesday", I considered submitting Eritrea, on the basis that it is in cEnTRAl amERicA.

Thought I'd stick to non-controversial answers, because I'm all about behaving with appropriate levels of decorum.

oh very good. Suprised poshboys avatar was an ace. Seen of a famous cash

you are aware his cash was in COLOMBIA? You went for COSTA RICA

lol yeah of course I knew

[Laxie]

Yo!!!  MINTTRAV!!!!

Weight Loss   Tal   2
Weight Loss   AdamM   2
Hair Colour   claypole   2
Hair Colour   sharplea   2
Plucked Eyebrows   stribling   2
Plucked Eyebrows   technolog   2
Forehead   ruud   1
Whiter Teeth   skippy   1
Clothes   dwh103   1
      
Pass   moonandback   0
Pass   Ironside   0
Pass   kinboshi   0
Pass   taximan007   0
Pass   Sweetman   0
Pass   smashedagain   0

Incorrect   
Fake Tan   rfgqqabc   7
He's tidier    Laxie   7
      

OBJECTION!!!

Tidier is totally CORRECT!!!  Fuck sake!  He has to pluck his eyebrows, wears nicer clothes, lost weight, has whiter teeth and sorted his hair.  How the fck is that NOT TIDIER?!

[MintTrav]

Weight Loss   Tal   2
Weight Loss   AdamM   2
Hair Colour   claypole   2
Hair Colour   sharplea   2
Plucked Eyebrows   stribling   2
Plucked Eyebrows   technolog   2
Forehead   ruud   1
Whiter Teeth   skippy   1
Clothes   dwh103   1
      
Pass   moonandback   0
Pass   Ironside   0
Pass   kinboshi   0
Pass   taximan007   0
Pass   Sweetman   0
Pass   smashedagain   0

Incorrect   
Fake Tan   rfgqqabc   7
He's tidier    Laxie   7
      

OBJECTION!!!

Tidier is totally CORRECT!!!  Fuck sake!  He has to pluck his eyebrows, wears nicer clothes, lost weight, has whiter teeth and sorted his hair.  How the fck is that NOT TIDIER?!

You should have gone for one of those then, instead of a vague cover-all.

[Tal]

The only good thing that came out of that school trip to St Malo is, (cough) years later, I get an RSQ ace!

Also, he is tidier.

[Laxie]

The only good thing that came out of that school trip to St Malo is, (cough) years later, I get an RSQ ace!

Also, he is tidier.

[Tal]

Whale with clothes, right?

(cue image of whale in a suit)

[Ironside]

while we wait here is a true story

Postman Pat's Last Day:

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for £50.

At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring him a cup of
steaming coffee, he noticed a quid coin in the saucer.

'All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, 'but what's the quid for?'

'Well,' said the dumb blonde, 'Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you'. 'I asked him what I should give you'. He said, 'F**k him. Give him a quid.'

She smiled shyly and said, 'The breakfast was my idea.'

[MintTrav]

The only good thing that came out of that school trip to St Malo is, (cough) years later, I get an RSQ ace!

Also, he is tidier.

There is no doubt he's tidier but, as demonstrated by Laxie in her objection, that's a bit of everything innit?

[Laxie]

The only good thing that came out of that school trip to St Malo is, (cough) years later, I get an RSQ ace!

Also, he is tidier.

There is no doubt he's tidier but, as demonstrated by Laxie in her objection, that's a bit of everything innit?

I was merely pointing out that if those others were accepted, then my answer should be accepted too as it encompasses any one of them if you were feeling the need to go that route.

[kinboshi]

7. A change in Shane Warne's appearance since he took up with Liz Hurley

He's tidier.

Sounds fair to me.

[Laxie]

7. A change in Shane Warne's appearance since he took up with Liz Hurley

He's tidier.

Sounds fair to me.

THANK YOU!!! 

That's THREE of us who think mine is an ACE!

[Laxie]

technoilog says it's an Ace too...if he knows what's good for him.

So that's FOUR of us!!!

[Ironside]

7. A change in Shane Warne's appearance since he took up with Liz Hurley

He's tidier.

Sounds fair to me.

THANK YOU!!! 

That's THREE of us who think mine is an ACE!

4 of us

[Ironside]

ok 5

[kinboshi]

7. A change in Shane Warne's appearance since he took up with Liz Hurley

He's tidier.

Sounds fair to me.

THANK YOU!!! 

That's THREE of us who think mine is an ACE!

If Speedy the QM had asked for an element of his appearance that had changed, it'd be wrong. He didn't ask that though.

Jellyfish was also correct, not for that question, obviously.