You bastard. Try very hard not to comment but then Benidorm in my youth came flooding back. At the time it was a double act with juicey Lucy
I remember something like this.
A few years ago me and Dan Edler went to Spain and had a night out in Benidorm. My last memory was a women called Sticky Nicky tying to me a pole, squatting on my face and then walking round the bar with flags coming out her vagina while I held the other end in my mouth....
well i never...not been a dull life has it sammy mac.
is that the last thing you remember about sticky nicky???
I'm afraid not. She did something else to me involving cherry tomatoes but I don't want to go into it
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