The poker player's prayer

[rbc_mike]

For those of you who are losing the faith on a Sunday, find solice in this prayer:

Our Father, who art in Pokerstars,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy bad beats come,
thy will be done,
When thy short stack no longer remains.
Give us this day our daily flips,
And forgive us for our suck outs,
As we forgive those who suck out against us.
And lead us not into 5-bet spews,
But deliver us to the final table.
For thine is the kingdom, the power of the RNG,
Forever and ever,
Amen.

[cambridgealex]

Amen

[blueace]