QUIZ - This is the answer, what's the question?

[cambridgealex]

Ok on with the penultimate round...

QUESTON FOUR

1606 (at the time of OP)

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And the answer was of course the number of pages tips for tikay was up to at the time the quiz was published. Remarkable number for a thread that had been going less than a year, it is now the 2nd most viewed/replied to thread ever on blonde, behind his own diary! But not for long it seems...up to over 1700 pages now!

[cambridgealex]

Lil Dave   

What year was Tikay born   
Number of combined meals DTD sell to Mitch and Stato on an average week   
Average word count in a Honeybadger post

Hilarity score (12/15):
Correct answer: 0

Bobalike   

 How many times did it take Milligan to succesfully crack one out to the rancid Jess Enis?

Hilarity score (11/15):
Correct answer: 0

Smashedagain   

 the number of pages tips for Tikay is on   
1606 was the last year that Tightend took a day off work.      
1606 is the average time that peeJay gets up each day.

Hilarity score (10.5/15):
Correct answer: 5

Zerofive   

How many MTTs PeeJay bubbled last weekend   
The amount of times pleno1 has used "burning" and "money" in the same sentence on John Black's diary   
Valets' Facebook pages Tom High has bookmarked

Hilarity score (12.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

PizzicatoXev   

The number of quiz threads I have glanced at before losing my quiz virginity in this one.

Hilarity score (6/15):
Correct answer: 0

Ant848526470   

The year of the Great Fire of London   
How many pizzas I have ordered in the last five years   
The amount of minutes enraged, collectively on Blonde, responding to Aaron's posts.

Hilarity score (7/15):
Correct answer: 0

rfgqqabc   

Number of times Mantis and Keys have quoted each other   
Total number of new PHA threads in 2012   
The amount of times #largeequitybeat has been used

Hilarity score (9.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

Tight End   

In what year was tikay born? 1606

Hilarity score (12/15):
Correct answer: 0

JK   

The number of pages on the "Tips for Tikay" thread. (was 1606 on 22nd dec 2012, the same date the quiz was posted   
The number of troll posts Jason makes a day

Hilarity score (11.5/15):
Correct answer: 5

Ed Gascoigne   

How many people have, at any point this year, acknowledged John Black as the “sickest mofo in the room”?   
How many pages has “Tips for Tikay” reached?

Hilarity score (12.5/15):
Correct answer: 5

Aaron   

 1606 (at the time of OP) - The time Aaron made one of the worst tips in the history of "Tips for Tikay" when he posted about who would win Euro 2012

Hilarity score (8/15):
Correct answer: 0

Overtheborder   

Amount of times Frankie has kicked Herbie under the table this year?

Hilarity score (11.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

Tal   

Number of views to Chess Thread, if you don’t include my own frequent “just in case” checks (no pun intended)?   
Despite having been told the actual answer as part of the quiz, how many people does Ian Gascoigne still think entered Ed’s quiz?   
In which year was the Union flag first adopted as the national flag of Great Britain, thereby opening the door, just under 400 years later, for the Herbiemob competition to begin?

Hilarity score (12.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

[SuuPRlim]

I made a tactical error in my answers I realised. Doesn't make them more or less funny/clever/correct but could have given myself a better chance to win nit! Ed and Tal crushing!

[cambridgealex]

Scores going into the final round...

Like his father, he's going to take some stopping...

Ed Gascoigne   62.5
Tal   57.5
Zerofive   54.5
JK   52
Lil Dave   49.5
Smashedagain   48.5
Tight End   45
Overtheborder   45
Bobalike   42
rfgqqabc   41.5
Ant848526470   31.5
Aaron   26.5
PizzicatoXev   25.5

[SuuPRlim]

Lil Dave   

What year was Tikay born   
Number of combined meals DTD sell to Mitch and Stato on an average week   
Average word count in a Honeybadger post

Hilarity score (12/15):
Correct answer: 0


Tight End   

In what year was tikay born? 1606

Hilarity score (12/15):
Correct answer: 0

Same answer but i gave 3 and we score the same!

[Geo the Sarge]

rfgqqabc  

Number of times Mantis and Keys have quoted each other  


Deserves better than 9.5 imo

Geo

[SuuPRlim]

AT LEAST 9.6, if not 10 imo

[cambridgealex]

Lil Dave   

What year was Tikay born   
Number of combined meals DTD sell to Mitch and Stato on an average week   
Average word count in a Honeybadger post

Hilarity score (12/15):
Correct answer: 0


Tight End   

In what year was tikay born? 1606

Hilarity score (12/15):
Correct answer: 0

Same answer but i gave 3 and we score the same!

Sadly your other answers didn't bring your aggregate score up!

[cambridgealex]

rfgqqabc   

Number of times Mantis and Keys have quoted each other   


Deserves better than 9.5 imo

Geo

I gave it more than the other two judges tbf...

[cambridgealex]

On with the final round?

[SuuPRlim]

judges decisions are final!

[edgascoigne]

Merde. Just signed in to see I appear to be in the lead. Much better use of my rungood than in some pesky £150k gtd poker comp I suppose...

[Tal]

Merde. Just signed in to see I appear to be in the lead. Much better use of my rungood than in some pesky £150k gtd poker comp I suppose...

Amen to that...

[cambridgealex]

Merde. Just signed in to see I appear to be in the lead. Much better use of my rungood than in some pesky £150k gtd poker comp I suppose...

Don't speak too soon...

[cambridgealex]

QUESTION FIVE. FINAL QUESTION...


£210400

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The answer was of course the amount taken home by UKIPT Nottingham winner Robert Baguley, the record breaking tournament held at DTD this year.