QUIZ - This is the answer, what's the question?

[SuuPRlim]

that IS a lot of monies

[cambridgealex]

Lil Dave   

How much does Kieth Johnson earn per hour in interest   
How much did Stato tell the female dealers at DTD he got paid to go on countdown   
What was the 1st place prize money in the UKIPT Nottingham leg

Hilarity score (11.5/15):
Correct answer: 5

Bobalike   

How much money has Eso Kral spent on fuel driving to and from DTD this year?

Hilarity score (8.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

Smashedagain   

£210,400 was the first placed prize awarded to Bob Baguley for winning the Nottingham leg of the Ukipt this year.    
 £210,400 is what John Black would have been up by this year had he not been called on the river by complete chancers who were clearly in the game to punt it off.   
£210,400 is probably what it would take for me to walk away from the game of poker.

Hilarity score (12.5/15):
Correct answer: 5

Zerofive   

How far below EV I ran in 2012   
Aaron1867's 3bet sizing out of the blinds with AJo in a £1/1 game to "see where he is."   
1st prize in this year's UKIPT Nottingham

Hilarity score (10/15):
Correct answer: 5

PizzicatoXev   

The average Team Eureka bar tab

Hilarity score (8.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

Ant848526470   

First place for the UKIPT NOTTS?   
The average amount of makeup any one tourney grinder has.

Hilarity score (6.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

rfgqqabc   

The amount of change found on Statos floor    
First place money UKIPT Nottingham   
estimated amount Lildave spent on alcohol in 2012.

Hilarity score (11/15):
Correct answer: 5

Tight End   

What did Robert Baguley win for winning Nottingham UKIPT?

Hilarity score (0/15):
Correct answer: 5

JK   

The amount Robert Baguely won for 1st place in UKIPT Nottingham   
The amount LilDave [ ] crushed Vegas for earlier this year   

Hilarity score (10/15):
Correct answer: 5

Ed Gascoigne   

How much did Robert Baguley take home for winning the UKIPT at DTD?   
How much, collectively, did Phil “The Power” Taylor’s rally in the final of the PDC darts cost Blonde users?

Hilarity score (11/15):
Correct answer: 5

Aaron   

£210,400 - First Prize of UKIPT Nottingham/How much did Robert Baguely win at UKIPT Notts   
How much chelseaboy made on $4 MTT's

Hilarity score (10/15):
Correct answer: 5

Overtheborder   

How much would T4T be down if they listened to Aaron?

Hilarity score (9.5/15):
Correct answer: 0

Tal   

How much would it have been cheaper for DTD to have paid Rastafish and Wadey on January 1 to stop them going to the club?   
As interesting and educational as I find DaveShoelace’s DIY thread, how much will nevertheless I end up paying people to come in and fix shelves, taps and picture hooks   
How much did the winner of the Nottingham UKIPT pick up?

Hilarity score (10/15):
Correct answer: 5

[cambridgealex]

that IS a lot of monies

yes. My answer for this would be how much money I'd earn if I got a pound for everytime you misspell Keith's name...

[cambridgealex]

FINAL SCORES.

Very well done to Ed Gascoigne for a stupendously amusing set of answers. And of course to everyone else who took part. Well done And thanks very much to Kinboshi and Mantis for giving up their time to judge

Ed Gascoigne   78.5
Tal   72.5
Zerofive   69.5
JK   67
Lil Dave   66
Smashedagain   66
rfgqqabc   57.5
Overtheborder   54.5
Bobalike   50.5
Tight End   50
Ant848526470   43
Aaron   41.5
PizzicatoXev   34

[Tal]

I finished in the nut spot. Excellent.

Well done, Ed.

Excellent answers all round, chaps.

[Tal]

...and well done, Alex. Shame it was under publicised, really.

[cambridgealex]

YES and JK wasn't around to object to his Allen Cunningham answer boom! After he pmed everyone who entered to rally support for his objection in advance! 

[Tal]

Bobalike  

How much did Tal offer Tighty to spend the night with him?

Hilarity score (8/15):
Correct answer: 0

I'm not sure who I'm more offended by: Bobalike for the comment, Larry, Curley and Moe for giving it 8 out of 15 or Tighty for STILL saying no.

 

[SuuPRlim]

Top work Alex.

Obv rigged i don't win but I'm not one to moan

Well played Andy, Ged or whatever your name is.

[edgascoigne]

Crackajackanory.

Thanks to Alex, Mantis and Kinboshi, and wp all.

[edgascoigne]

Ed Gascoigne   

When SUUPRlim sticks the proverbial two fingers up at someone, how many fingers is he actually showing them?   

sigh, very good

feel slightly better about getting your 5 incorrectly awarded points revoked now though.

Haha, wasn't too sure if it was too close to the bone humour wise - glad it was taken as intended

[cambridgealex]

Ed Gascoigne   

When SUUPRlim sticks the proverbial two fingers up at someone, how many fingers is he actually showing them?   

sigh, very good

feel slightly better about getting your 5 incorrectly awarded points revoked now though.

Haha, wasn't too sure if it was too close to the bone humour wise - glad it was taken as intended

close to the bone haha

[SuuPRlim]

Ed Gascoigne   

When SUUPRlim sticks the proverbial two fingers up at someone, how many fingers is he actually showing them?   

sigh, very good

feel slightly better about getting your 5 incorrectly awarded points revoked now though.

Haha, wasn't too sure if it was too close to the bone humour wise - glad it was taken as intended

close to the bone haha

that's close to the bone

[cambridgealex]

[The Camel]

Best quiz ever