OT 50 word poker story

[Ironside]

ok the 2 word poker story has ran so successfully i have decided to go for the sequel the publishiers want a little less sex and violence in this story if you dont mind


ok i will start of the story


it was a nice sunny winters day when tikay left the wonderful british shore for his adventure on the laddies cruise, little was he to know that it was laddies and not ladies untill he arrived and saw kevin o'connell and mad marty wilson at the bar. He suddenly became

[TightEnd]

overwhelmed by an intense feeling of euphoria at the turn his life had took since retiring from his managing directorship. Now, the boat moored off the idyllic setting of Antigua he once again combed through his bleached blonde hair and pondered the forthcoming tournament, hoping he could avoid misreads. Yet

[bundle]

He felt as though something was holding him back. “well ill be” he said to himself, as he noticed it was his Nikon 67ZZ3, with high speed prolax reactor, with 16/32 shutter speed, with a delayed exposure, had somehow hooked it’s self to the railings of the ship. And with an almighty

[Heid]

display of intestinal fortitude, he managed to read the user manual for long enough to discover how to unclip the strap, and disentabgle himself. Filled anew with a sense of manly pride, he stopped screaming "help me!", and walked briskly to the "Calypso Lounge", to enjoy a steaming cup of PG Tips - yes he was enjoying the hgh life on this Saga Cruise, at last.

[thetank]

Things were soon to take a turn for the worse. He sat himself down in the comfiest chair in the Calypso lounge and motioned over one of the young waitresses to his table. She wiggled on over, and asked the lonesome Tikay "What'll it be big boy."

A tragic misunderstanding ensued,

[Newmanseye]

Mean while the real poker player that managed to make it past the third hand of the evening were hard at work bluffing, checkraising, and trapping on the tables.

Tikay walks in thirty minutes late and showing off his best Phil hellmuth Jr impression whilst boasting his  always wins a big pot.

[thetank]

He won some chips then returned to the bar.

One author was somewhat disheartened to discover that another had elected not to finish the sentence the first one had started, but instead to ignore it completely and start one of his own. Not to mention he used too many words.

[TightEnd]

This of course only goes to prove that the standard of State education in Scotland leads much to be desired, as decades of under-investment prove. Never mind, the story continues apace. Back in England Red Dog sat staring at his laptop. Months had passed since his last result and he

[Newmanseye]

often reminices about his boxing glory days when the tash was young and not so thick. NOw that he is a Tv star given some recent footage on channel 425, His show biz career looks to be taking flight with an offer from the younga and the wrestless on its way

[Wardonkey]

He mournfully inspected his overgrown moustache. He was regretting his pledge not to trim his facial hair until he won his next tournament. Now as he looked in the mirror, he realised that he missed the sight of his own cheeky grin. Not that the mouth behind the bristling growth had smiled...

[TightEnd]

since the last time he sat on Mrs Red's knee and sang harmonies from The Carpenters. The next morning was a crucial one for Robert HM. He was defending the indefensible, but getting paid handsomely for doing so. In the dock sat Colchester Kev, pleading not guilty to  serious charges of

[Heid]

maliciously and nefariously eating vegetables. Vegetables which were in direct contravention of his uite long list of banned foodstuffs in the terms of his rehabilitation bail, as set out by the league of humane treatement of legumes. Head bowed, and a shamed look on his face Kev took inthe panorama of the courtroom,

[Newmanseye]

Almost instantly he burst in to song, singing

 "On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

[TightEnd]

Almost instantly he burst in to song, singing

 "On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces,
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
And if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice."

anyone care to edit from 92 words to 50?

 

[bundle]

maliciously and nefariously eating vegetables. Vegetables which were in direct contravention of his uite long list of banned foodstuffs in the terms of his rehabilitation bail, as set out by the league of humane treatement of legumes. Head bowed, and a shamed look on his face Kev took inthe panorama of the courtroom,

''OK OK I DID IT''  he screamed "I thought there was meat in there". Much to the discust of RobertHM who was charging a very fair amount per hour.

''Your honour'' said robert, please show mercy on my chubby little friend, otherwise there is absolutely no chance of.