OT 50 word poker story

[bundle]

oops sorry tank

[thetank]

''OK OK I DID IT''  he screamed "I thought there was meat in there". Much to the discust of RobertHM who was charging a very fair amount per hour.

''Your honour'' said robert, please show mercy on my chubby little friend, otherwise there is absolutely no chance of.

him getting down to the casino after the trial to parlay his last remaining twenty quid into my fee."

"What!" boomed the judge, "You expect me to consider extenuating circumstances because the defendant has a gambling institute to visit."

"He's got an unbeatable system your honour, but only Kev himself

[bundle]

understands how to do it…Apparently you go and railbird poker players and they buy you drinks and meat pies and stuff. It’s a very low risk kind of business your honour. I once actually played the game but WOW I lost two pork pies in the first hand.
It was then that Tikay told me.

[bundle]

OK im outta here, i just see Kev signed in....Nighty night

[Heid]

"About Pie Club" Kev said quietly, with the air of a man about to bestow a great secret.

"Apparently the first rule of Pie Club is that there is no Pie Club.

"I asked him what he meant, but he clobbered me with a Fray Bentos Chicken and Mushroom Pie."

Kev gulped, tears welling in his eyes and fear resounding through his voice.

"M'lud, it was out of date, and he hit me with it."

The Beak rose to his feet, his eyes incandecscent with fury, pointed a bony finger in the direction of the public gallery and roared...

[PointsUp]

...like a lion until his throat was sore then whispered "case dismissed" and ordered himself in contempt of court.

Kev rose up and shouted "I object your honour"

"Shush" said Robert then asked "what are you doing?"

"I always wanted to say that" kev replied.

then off they went to...

[Newmanseye]

to the nearest pirate themed domino bar. Whilst there they ran in to MikkyT who was busy telling anyone that would listen how to play snap, whilst ensuring you get the right pot odds to collect the cards. Suddenly there was a breaking glass and wallop wallop wallop!!! Scottish Dave

 

[Jinky04]

staggered sideways into the bar. Undeterred by a collision with a one legged, eye-patched pirate barman, and the irrelevant posting above, he burst into a medley of unmelodious Celtic songs. Sadly, his serenading of all and sundry was cut short by newmanseye's latest bad beat story,

[Newmanseye]

Undaunted by the lucky fish that out drew my pocket  I soldier forward only to find Pocket  , My Hearts is pumping like a rabit in mating season, I re raise the fish named El-blondie half his stack The rest fold to El-blondie, He pushes all in ( whooooo hoooo ) , Time for the Hollywood, ....... ........ .......... ....... ........  I um well CALL!!!!

[elblondie]

but alas....the blonde one is holding THE FULL BRIAN WILSON 
 

[Newmanseye]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I was up against the true pre flop nuts and the bad beats continue, Now feeling dejected and abused like a read headed stepchild, I give up poker and become a buddist Monk to follow in the footsteps of andrew Black.

Meanwhile Elblondie is spending my family fortune on new curtains

[Newmanseye]

In light of the various forms of the XX word poker story I decided this one needed a bump, Just to see if anyone is up to the challenge.

let the posting commence,