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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2013, 11:56:13 AM »

Berlusconi?

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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2013, 11:57:05 AM »

Berlusconi?

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Sex-scandals and corruption.  Sounds like the ideal candidate.
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2013, 12:01:29 PM »

Expecting all these jokes on facebook by about Thursday

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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2013, 12:04:11 PM »

He must be really really ill..

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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2013, 12:19:35 PM »

Berlusconi?

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Top quality tekkers Andrew.
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2013, 05:52:12 PM »

Quite strongly hinted on the radio there might well be a revelation in the pipeline which would have made his position untenable.
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2013, 05:56:25 PM »

Quite strongly hinted on the radio there might well be a revelation in the pipeline which would have made his position untenable.


That's more like it!

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Pretty sure the church won't let it come out
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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2013, 06:11:40 PM »

Quite strongly hinted on the radio there might well be a revelation in the pipeline which would have made his position untenable.

Think they're about to reveal that communion wafers are 60% horsemeat.
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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2013, 06:13:22 PM »

Quite strongly hinted on the radio there might well be a revelation in the pipeline which would have made his position untenable.

Think they're about to reveal that communion wafers are 60% horsemeat.

Fk me - was going to post that on Twitter but did a search first and about a million people have already done the joke.
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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2013, 06:24:07 PM »

The first line of his resignation letter is:

"Dear brothers,

I have convoked you to this consistory, not only for the three canonisations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the church"

Now I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent bloke but there are two, possibly three words in that sentence that I don't understand.  Who says the church is out of touch......
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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2013, 06:40:43 PM »

The first line of his resignation letter is:

"Dear brothers,

I have convoked you to this consistory, not only for the three canonisations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the church"

Now I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent bloke but there are two, possibly three words in that sentence that I don't understand.  Who says the church is out of touch......

Bunch of C's.
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« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2013, 07:16:08 PM »

Pope resigns over alleged Mafia threat He woke to find a findus lasagne on his pillow
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« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2013, 07:20:44 PM »

The first line of his resignation letter is:

"Dear brothers,

I have convoked you to this consistory, not only for the three canonisations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the church"

Now I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent bloke but there are two, possibly three words in that sentence that I don't understand.  Who says the church is out of touch......

The resignation letter was in latin.  Which backs up your point even more strongly...
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« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2013, 08:21:35 PM »

Quite strongly hinted on the radio there might well be a revelation in the pipeline which would have made his position untenable.

Think they're about to reveal that communion wafers are 60% horsemeat.

Fk me - was going to post that on Twitter but did a search first and about a million people have already done the joke.

Twitter doesn't appreciate you as much as blonde, stick to your audience Andrew, I thought it was funny
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« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2013, 08:24:05 PM »

andrew T twitter name pls
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