Meet the dealer.

[RED-DOG]

Grew some "Amazing" hair. GEORGE
Deals almost as well as his dad.  MATT
Did martial arts until multiple bone fractures forced him into retirement. ADAM
Has German ancestors. SCOTT
Studied Maths with emphasis on probability. GEORGE
Is learning to tattoo. SCOTT
Supports the Baggies. ADAM
Threatened to sue me if I put his F%<:&ng picture on the internet. MATT

Random Fact: To take part in the dealer training course, Adam had to give up his part playing Mr Miyagi in a University remake of "Karate Kid". He was so crushed that he purposely fracture the bones mentioned above so he never had to go back to the sport he loved so dear. He has now slipped into a life of drinking, gambling, smoking and hustling 12 year olds at pogs.

All facts correct.

Looks like we have a winner, unless someone copies his answers and comes up with a better tiebreaker.

[JK]

A better tiebreaker? Its funny AND true. How can there be better?!

[RED-DOG]

A better tiebreaker? Its funny AND true. How can there be better?!

Someone prettier could submit it....

[TightEnd]

Grew some "Amazing" hair. GEORGE
Deals almost as well as his dad.  MATT
Did martial arts until multiple bone fractures forced him into retirement. ADAM
Has German ancestors. SCOTT
Studied Maths with emphasis on probability. GEORGE
Is learning to tattoo. SCOTT
Supports the Baggies. ADAM
Threatened to sue me if I put his F%<:&ng picture on the internet. MATT

Tie-Breaker: In the dealer's rest room, Adam has a little corner all to himself, where he has built a "shrine to RED-DOG" with pictures of Bob Carolgees, Tom Selleck and Grinding Bikes. On starting his shift, he lights a candle, which he only extinguishes when RED-DOG has left the building

[JK]

A better tiebreaker? Its funny AND true. How can there be better?!

Someone prettier could submit it....

Oh you... 

[RED-DOG]

Grew some "Amazing" hair. GEORGE
Deals almost as well as his dad.  MATT
Did martial arts until multiple bone fractures forced him into retirement. ADAM
Has German ancestors. SCOTT
Studied Maths with emphasis on probability. GEORGE
Is learning to tattoo. SCOTT
Supports the Baggies. ADAM
Threatened to sue me if I put his F%<:&ng picture on the internet. MATT

Tie-Breaker: In the dealer's rest room, Adam has a little corner all to himself, where he has built a "shrine to RED-DOG" with pictures of Bob Carolgees, Tom Selleck and Grinding Bikes. On starting his shift, he lights a candle, which he only extinguishes when RED-DOG has left the building

No. It has to be something less common.

[JK]

Grew some "Amazing" hair. GEORGE
Deals almost as well as his dad.  MATT
Did martial arts until multiple bone fractures forced him into retirement. ADAM
Has German ancestors. SCOTT
Studied Maths with emphasis on probability. GEORGE
Is learning to tattoo. SCOTT
Supports the Baggies. ADAM
Threatened to sue me if I put his F%<:&ng picture on the internet. MATT

Tie-Breaker: In the dealer's rest room, Adam has a little corner all to himself, where he has built a "shrine to RED-DOG" with pictures of Bob Carolgees, Tom Selleck and Grinding Bikes. On starting his shift, he lights a candle, which he only extinguishes when RED-DOG has left the building

No. It has to be something less common.

Staff room gave off more light than the feature table lighting array when RED-DOG walked back into the building after his long absence. There's such a mad rush for the stairs when he leaves that we had to install another 3 entrances into the shrine room.

[RED-DOG]

Grew some "Amazing" hair. GEORGE
Deals almost as well as his dad.  MATT
Did martial arts until multiple bone fractures forced him into retirement. ADAM
Has German ancestors. SCOTT
Studied Maths with emphasis on probability. GEORGE
Is learning to tattoo. SCOTT
Supports the Baggies. ADAM
Threatened to sue me if I put his F%<:&ng picture on the internet. MATT

Tie-Breaker: In the dealer's rest room, Adam has a little corner all to himself, where he has built a "shrine to RED-DOG" with pictures of Bob Carolgees, Tom Selleck and Grinding Bikes. On starting his shift, he lights a candle, which he only extinguishes when RED-DOG has left the building

No. It has to be something less common.

Staff room gave off more light than the feature table lighting array when RED-DOG walked back into the building after his long absence. There's such a mad rush for the stairs when he leaves that we had to install another 3 entrances into the shrine room.

I hope the 'Meet the valet' thread goes down this route.

[Ironside]

i dont know any of the dealers but could possibly work out who is which from going through the scoring system so as a tie breaker can i make up an intresting fact they all wish they was as good looking as reddog now do i win?

[RED-DOG]

Lets get this back on track now. I'm immune to praise, I've been dealing with it for years.

[Tal]

For a school project, Matt invented the Duck-billed Platypus but his description and drawings were so life-like and believable, it has been commonly accepted as a real animal ever since, featuring in the Encyclopaedia Britannica the following January.


George has recorded a version of Britney Spears' Toxic in Klingon, in order to help a friend of his woo the heart of a Star Trek fan, leading him to be dubbed Cyrano de Nottingham.



Adam was the man who encouraged David Mitchell to grow a beard, suggesting it gave him "a more august, rigorous demeanour".



Scott threw a coin into the Trevi Fountain and wished to be the subject of a speculative guessing game.

[RED-DOG]

For a school project, Matt invented the Duck-billed Platypus but his description and drawings were so life-like and believable, it has been commonly accepted as a real animal ever since, featuring in the Encyclopaedia Britannica the following January.


George has recorded a version of Britney Spears' Toxic in Klingon, in order to help a friend of his woo the heart of a Star Trek fan, leading him to be dubbed Cyrano de Nottingham.



Adam was the man who encouraged David Mitchell to grow a beard, suggesting it gave him "a more august, rigorous demeanour".



Scott threw a coin into the Trevi Fountain and wished to be the subject of a speculative guessing game.

The bar has been set.

[pokerfan]

 Adam told me his father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
 His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
 His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd  make meat helmets.
When He was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
 At the age of 12 He received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


plagarised obv

[RED-DOG]

Adam told me his father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
 His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
 His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd  make meat helmets.
When He was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
 At the age of 12 He received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it



plagarised obv

I'm reading this post aloud to Adam as he deals. His expression suggests it may be somewhat inaccurate.

Plagerism will be tolerated but not rewarded.

[redsimon]

Do they not have female dealers in the games you play Tom? Or is the restraining order still in place?