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welcome to the forum, tell us all about yourself. renny999, are you the indigestion police?
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Quote from: RED-DOG on June 20, 2005, 02:00:04 PM
welcome to the forum, tell us all about yourself. renny999, are you the indigestion police?
He is the Last member of our home poker evenings up in glasgow!
Thats us drafted in them all, so there will be knew more surprises.
Welcome Renny you ready for Friday? You better be.
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red dog...he`ll probably post at 2 in the morning cos i never catch him when hes online - if i hadnt met him i`d doubt he existed
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he`s the guy who`ll be trying to take my money on friday night on teacake`s home game..nlh 10 buy in.
whilst trying to consume magniers cider production for the month
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Quote from: patman on June 20, 2005, 02:11:51 PM
teacake`s home game..nlh 10 buy in.
Ill hold you to that Patrick! lol
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As Renny's not online - I suppose it's up to his pals
to introduce him.....
Renny is a short, greying father of 3 who has been refered to (generously IMHO) as George Clooney's Mini-me.
He has shown a worrying tendency to win TPT poker games recently, some uncharitable souls have suggested that the night before he fills the Magners bottles with a non-alcoholic substitute after his poor finishes in earlier tour events.
He plays football for an amateur side based in Glasgow, he claims his best position is midfield - but lately his best performances have been as "the nutter who shouts abuse at teammates, referee & opposition from the sidelines".
Dunno where the 999 comes from - but have a theory it was his wife's response when he asked her to wear the candy underwear he brought home from a recent 'football' (drinking) trip to Hamburg.
Renny - welcome to the board
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on June 20, 2005, 03:36:20 PM
As Renny's not online - I suppose it's up to his pals
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Dunno where the 999 comes from
Oh come on Rod, you must know where the 999 comes from?
Its about you!
To be honest tho i did take me a few minutes to click.
Don't you remember the Night the Trip 9's kept popping up on the River, Hence your original signature '9 On The River'!!
Very Whitty Renny, Complicated, but i like it
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Quote from: Dave on June 20, 2005, 04:09:28 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on June 20, 2005, 03:36:20 PM
As Renny's not online - I suppose it's up to his pals
to introduce him.....
Dunno where the 999 comes from
Oh come on Rod, you must know where the 999 comes from?
Its about you!
To be honest tho i did take me a few minutes to click.
Don't you remember the Night the Trip 9's kept popping up on the River, Hence your original signature '9 On The River'!!
Very Whitty Renny, Complicated, but i like it
Bonus points for Dave for getting the 999 reference - well done Sir
There's not much more to add to what Rod has already said
Have these reprobates mentioned that I put ALL of the them out in a single game ? That's right - ALL OF THEM
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June 20, 2005, 07:51:07 PM »
Tell us more Renny - you busted the lot of them?
And, of course, welcome to blonde. You playing our comp on Thursday?
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Tell us more Renny - you busted the lot of them?
And, of course, welcome to blonde. You playing our comp on Thursday?
Yup - every single last one of them. I was on my fourth gallon of Magners and there was a deparate choice to make - either go for a wizz or win the game.
Everyone was still in and well.... we've never relly got round to sorting the protocol when somebody needs to visit the bog. So it was pee on Patman's floor or take the lot of them out. Now I have far too much respect for Mrs. Patman so the former wasn't an option. Only one thing for it, line them up and take them out - one by one. It was nothing really
And yes - hope to join the tourny on Thursday. Travelling with the work though but will hopefully be back in time.
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June 20, 2005, 08:38:15 PM »
"Go for a wizz...."
What is a wizz? Can't you lads speak properly? Jam Tarts, Tangerines, Wizzes, wassamatterwivulot?.
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June 20, 2005, 08:42:59 PM »
Renny - i hate to burst your bubble mate, but it was actually at my house that it happened!(doesn't really burst your bubble, but i hate gloating, unless its from myself
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Tikay - A wizz is a Piss, Jam tart is a Heart's (heart of Midlothian Football Club) supporter! Get with the times Grandpa!
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Grandpa? GFY.
Oops, sorry about that, but it gets to hurt after a while you know. 47 & called Grandad, what's the world comng to?
Wizz? Ahh, watering the horses, leak, slash, jimmy.
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Quote from: tikay on June 20, 2005, 08:50:28 PM
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June 20, 2005, 09:45:41 PM »
Nope, I reckon they have bought it. Hush now boys......
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Once upon a time, there were three bears.....
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