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« Reply #690 on: April 18, 2014, 08:54:26 AM »

I do have one gripe with Malwarebytes for Android. (Come to think of it, this applies to most apps)

There are no instructions included. You have to work out how to use it by trial and error.
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« Reply #691 on: May 06, 2014, 11:49:18 AM »

You get an email from someone, it goes into your inbox

The next day you get another email from exactly the same email address and it goes into your spam folder

Why?
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« Reply #692 on: January 27, 2015, 02:45:48 PM »

How does my computer know I am just about to receive a mobile phone call or text message about 3 seconds before my phone does?
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« Reply #693 on: January 27, 2015, 04:24:38 PM »

How does my computer know I am just about to receive a mobile phone call or text message about 3 seconds before my phone does?

I imagine the signal that the call generates hits your pc at the same time as your phone but your phone has to process the signal first and the rings or bleeps. On your pc it's just interference.
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« Reply #694 on: January 30, 2015, 01:20:22 AM »

Why do the toilet doors of the new Airbus A380 have ashtrays?
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« Reply #695 on: January 30, 2015, 01:28:19 AM »

Why do the toilet doors of the new Airbus A380 have ashtrays?

Apparently, even though you're not allowed to smoke, aviation law still requires that they fit an ashtray so that when some idiot breaks the rules and lights up, he won't have to put it out in the waste bin.
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« Reply #696 on: January 30, 2015, 02:00:24 AM »

Why do the toilet doors of the new Airbus A380 have ashtrays?

Apparently, even though you're not allowed to smoke, aviation law still requires that they fit an ashtray so that when some idiot breaks the rules and lights up, he won't have to put it out in the waste bin.

Thanks Tom , that makes sense
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« Reply #697 on: January 30, 2015, 10:56:43 AM »

Why do people drive like idiots at the first sign of a little bit of snow on the road? 
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« Reply #698 on: January 30, 2015, 10:57:58 AM »

Why do people drive like idiots at the first sign of a little bit of snow on the road? 

Only other people. We drive just fine.
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« Reply #699 on: January 30, 2015, 12:10:55 PM »

Why do people drive like idiots? 
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« Reply #700 on: January 30, 2015, 12:17:02 PM »

Why do people drive like idiots at the first sign of a little bit of snow on the road? 

Only other people. We drive just fine.

I'm talking about people who don't clear the snow from their windows, don't consider other drivers (block exists or corners where they can see people will need to manoeuvre on the slippy road), or drive with their accelerator flat down and wheels spinning merrily in the snow whilst their car goes nowhere.

This morning a van was stuck on a hill, and cars behind him were pulling out to go round him, going on to the other side of the road and therefore holding up traffic coming the other way.  When I stopped to help and give him a push (as did a lorry driver who was coming the other way), I asked him how long he'd been there for. 10 minutes!  No one had offered to help in that time, and instead were merrily causing the road to become congested as they ploughed on their merry way (going nowhere slowly).  He didn't  need a push in the end, as all he needed was a bit of space to roll back down the hill and then choose a clearer route.  It took less than a minute.  Are people really that engrossed in their own little bubble that they can't see what's going on around them?
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« Reply #701 on: January 30, 2015, 12:32:14 PM »

Why do people drive like idiots at the first sign of a little bit of snow on the road? 

Only other people. We drive just fine.

I'm talking about people who don't clear the snow from their windows, don't consider other drivers (block exists or corners where they can see people will need to manoeuvre on the slippy road), or drive with their accelerator flat down and wheels spinning merrily in the snow whilst their car goes nowhere.

This morning a van was stuck on a hill, and cars behind him were pulling out to go round him, going on to the other side of the road and therefore holding up traffic coming the other way.  When I stopped to help and give him a push (as did a lorry driver who was coming the other way), I asked him how long he'd been there for. 10 minutes!  No one had offered to help in that time, and instead were merrily causing the road to become congested as they ploughed on their merry way (going nowhere slowly).  He didn't  need a push in the end, as all he needed was a bit of space to roll back down the hill and then choose a clearer route.  It took less than a minute.  Are people really that engrossed in their own little bubble that they can't see what's going on around them?

This is so true in todays world. Saying that I'm not entirely sure it hasn't always been like this.
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« Reply #702 on: January 30, 2015, 12:40:55 PM »

I stand at the end of my lane sometimes, and I see people approaching from a distance. They pass, no more than a yard away without ever looking at me at any time.
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« Reply #703 on: January 30, 2015, 12:44:39 PM »

I stand at the end of my lane sometimes, and I see people approaching from a distance. They pass, no more than a yard away without ever looking at me at any time.

Maybe they're scared you'll punch them off their bike?
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« Reply #704 on: January 30, 2015, 12:52:07 PM »

I stand at the end of my lane sometimes, and I see people approaching from a distance. They pass, no more than a yard away without ever looking at me at any time.

Maybe they're scared you'll punch them off their bike?

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