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« on: April 07, 2013, 10:27:26 PM » |
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Being told you're having lamb chops and you get pork and then raspberry trifle instead of strawberry.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2013, 10:50:40 PM » |
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I do like pork chops.
But having been told lamb I would be disappointed.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2013, 10:54:54 PM » |
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Homer's favourite, pork chops.
But when you hear it's lamb and lamb does not come, that is horrible.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 11:21:05 PM » |
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I like pork chops too but I was expecting lamb. | Click to see full-size image. |
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2013, 11:23:26 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb, you've heard this tale before.
But did you know she passed her plate, and had a little more?
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2013, 11:27:24 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb
The midwife had a fit
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2013, 11:33:39 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb.
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2013, 11:36:07 PM » |
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Raspberry trifle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Strawberry trifle
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"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2013, 11:37:01 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2013, 11:38:10 PM » |
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what is a hunk of bread?
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2013, 11:38:53 PM » |
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what is a hunk of bread?
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
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"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2013, 11:49:29 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb
It's feet were made of lard
Every time it took a step
It slipped back half a yard
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2013, 11:51:04 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her bare
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2013, 12:27:10 AM » |
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Mary had a little skirt
It was both bright and airy
The skirt showed very little dirt
But quite a lot of Mary.
People eat more than one pork chop?
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2013, 12:33:02 AM » |
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Getting close to Diceman poetry, here...
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