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« on: January 20, 2006, 11:18:00 AM »

The sort of joke girls like

 In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3
breasts.
 
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
 "How're things,Eve? He asked.
 "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The
sunrises and  sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is  wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these
three breasts  you've given me.
 
 The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am
constantly  knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches,
snagging  them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
 "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my
first shot at  that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just
 figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right.
I'll fix that  up  rightaway!"

 So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast,
tossing it into the bushes.

 Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in
the garden.
 "Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked.
 "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small
oversight on your  part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe
has her ram,  the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate,
except me. I  feel so alone."

 God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
 How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate
and I will  immediately create Man from a part of you!"
 
 "Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"


 Send this to all the women who need a great laugh and
to all the
 men with a great sense of humour
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 11:31:05 AM »

The Creation of Eve

God went down to Eden to see how Adam was getting on.

"What do you think of you're new life Adam?" said God.

"Well", said Adam, "It's quite hard work, what with naming all the animals and tending to the the plantlife, and whilst I am truly grateful, it gets little boring without someone to share the experiences with, and, well, just a little lonely too."

"Don't worry", declared God, "I've been working on a solution to all these problems. I'm going to create a Woman. She'll wash, cook and clean for you. She will serve your every need, even rear your children. Whats more, you will never heard a single complaint! And, she'll have sex with you whenever you want. Infact she'll do everything you can imagine!"

"That sounds great", said Adam, "but it sounds too good to be true. Where is the catch, how much will this Woman cost me?"

"I was thinking an arm and a leg", answered God.

Adam thought for a while.


"Ahhhh.... that'a a little steep, what can I get for a rib?"
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2006, 11:41:17 AM »

lol MikkyT
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2006, 11:54:04 AM »

Touche !!! thumbs up

Trace by the referal of God being a He, do you admit God is male? Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2006, 12:05:50 PM »

I admit to nothing!

All I did is copy and paste it out of my email - I didn't have to go searching for it like someone else obviously did!!!!

So glad most of us women rebelled against God's idea in Mikky's joke!  Make's it kind of a waste of time really.  Men will alway's be tits tho!!!

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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2006, 12:30:10 PM »

I admit to nothing!

All I did is copy and paste it out of my email - I didn't have to go searching for it like someone else obviously did!!!!

So glad most of us women rebelled against God's idea in Mikky's joke!  Make's it kind of a waste of time really.  Men will alway's be tits tho!!!

T
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Did you not get the joke? The women didn't rebel against Gods idea! The man didn't want to pay an arm an a leg to get a decent partner so he asked what kind of sheeight he would get for a rib! Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2006, 12:40:28 PM »

Mikky

Sorry I just assumed that the man decided to keep his arm and leg, offered his rib but his brain was taken instead!

My apologies.

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