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« on: April 15, 2013, 07:49:38 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2013, 07:59:10 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

Probably true, especially as robots won't demand free tap water from the valets. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2013, 08:10:05 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

Probably true, especially as robots won't demand free tap water from the valets. Smiley

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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2013, 08:10:46 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

Those who won seats last night were clearly listed in the Lobby.

There will be a stack for every single one of them in the Live Event.
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2013, 08:24:48 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

Probably true, especially as robots won't demand free tap water from the valets. Smiley

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2013, 08:36:30 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

Those who won seats last night were clearly listed in the Lobby.

There will be a stack for every single one of them in the Live Event.

Just seen the winners and I think Sausage is right:

1. 01010111101
2. Metal_Mickey
3. OMG_JohnnyFive
4. I<3washers
5. DoesNotCompute
6. Error404
7. YisntWD40free
8. Fritz
9. DeepBlue
10. Rastafish (obv)
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2013, 08:40:19 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

would you like the password for the blondepoker ISPT freeroll tonight?
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2013, 08:47:56 AM »

haha i used to think dam robots!! no i consider its more like 'donks' not robots my friend. if you want to enjoy poker, really enjoy it then play lve and avoid online where possible. it'll scare off any strange ideas you have about online poker being fixed because my friend it is not.

on the WATER issue, i agree with adam although...sometimes reading through your threads i can see how readers might take it as attacking the club, thats always the problem with writting insted of face to face discussions, i too may come across like that but many times i have praised the club and the work rob does.
and someone saying 'just buy water' again thats just the easy thing to say,come on!! lol of course i can reach into my pocket and buy water.
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if we could have 3-4 small tables set up with plastic cups and jugs of water maybe that would ease the pain abit, i duno maybe its just one of those things Smiley .

i found out a few weeks ago about not being able to get water from the valet. i was suprised but think its maybe one thing we have to accept Smiley

on another note

WOW fantastic number of runners in both sats for monte!!! well done dtd
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2013, 08:59:51 AM »

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob



would you like the password for the blondepoker ISPT freeroll tonight?

No thanks, after getting knocked out after a few mins holding KK on a K72 rainbow flop I've requested for my account to be deleted.
So all online winners are playing live, nobody is playing day 1 online?
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2013, 09:21:01 AM »

haha i used to think dam robots!! no i consider its more like 'donks' not robots my friend. if you want to enjoy poker, really enjoy it then play lve and avoid online where possible. it'll scare off any strange ideas you have about online poker being fixed because my friend it is not.

It can't not be IMO. I've played 1000's of hands live.  The consistency of the cooler hands you see online isn't in the realm of possibility.  It gives two players huge hands so all the money is in the middle this pushing one of the players to make a rebuy or making the pot bigger so the rake is bigger. Show me proof that I'm wrong?
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2013, 09:24:12 AM »

can we take this to a different thread, please?

I am sure lots of people will discuss "Online is rigged" with you to your hearts content, but this thread is to promote the event.

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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2013, 09:40:32 AM »

But the event it's promoting is rigged IMO and I was just asking for some sort of evidence to prove me wrong.
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2013, 09:46:12 AM »

lol Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2013, 09:46:42 AM »

silly sausage
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2013, 09:50:26 AM »

Yawn. Containment thread. Somewhere hidden.
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