OMG Online Poker is rigged!

[JK]

I think those shuffle machines are rigged too, I call shenanigans.

Them dealers tho, they gots a dodgy look in their eyes.

[mulhuzz]

because clearly there is a preference to play live above online for a lot of our players. We must keep the balance. Cheers Rob

Because clearly Internet poker is bullsh1t and people have had enough of playing against robots. How Can you prove to us your site isn't rigged? My theory is half them players that win seats don't even exist and are robots.  It's a perfect way to stop any huge overlays on gte's. can you prove otherwise? Has the software been tested by any sort of auditor? Do you have a certification of a random number generator? I think it's all rigged, one day it will be proved and players will be able to claim all their money back.

Probably true, especially as robots won't demand free tap water from the valets.

 "1 H2O 4 C3PO"

winnnnnnnnnnnnnnns

[kinboshi]

I think those shuffle machines are rigged too, I call shenanigans.

I'll grab my broom!

[MC]

Is there anyway to automatically move these ridiculous threads over to 2+2?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28/internet-poker/great-poker-rigged-debate-collected-threads-edition-255990/

[TightEnd]

Is there anyway to automatically move these ridiculous threads over to 2+2?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28/internet-poker/great-poker-rigged-debate-collected-threads-edition-255990/

No, that would be containing them, somewhere hidden and that would never do.

[YEAHMAN123]

When I'm playing two tables, the flop I want on table one always comes on table two.

Can't be a coincidence.

hahahahahahaha laughing out loud to myself been a while since that last happened. ur soo right if ur playing two tables the flops always on the other table that you want.
so funny

[TL900]

I enjoy these threads/dsicussions immensely! 

[david3103]

Still makes me chuckle

http://www.billrini.com/2004/11/30/proof-that-online-poker-is-rigged/

oh and this page analyses your HH and gives a definitive answer to the question of whether it was rigged

http://www.billrini.com/rt-hand-analyzer-rigged-games/

[Tommy Bingham]

 

[claypole]

I always think threads like this are a level, and then realise there really are people out there who actually think this; so funny...it's all rigged

[blueace]

I always think threads like this are a level, and then realise there really are people out there who actually think this; so funny...it's all rigged

You do see some pretty crazy stuff at times. But that is poker. One thing that seems to happen a lot to me is I leave the game for a cuppa/p come back just as my aa/kk is timed out. Then watch as someone shoves.

[mulhuzz]

I always think threads like this are a level, and then realise there really are people out there who actually think this; so funny...it's all rigged

You do see some pretty crazy stuff at times. But that is poker. One thing that seems to happen a lot to me is I leave the game for a cuppa/p come back just as my aa/kk is timed out. Then watch as someone shoves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Availability_heuristic

you're welcome

[redsimon]

I always think threads like this are a level, and then realise there really are people out there who actually think this; so funny...it's all rigged

You do see some pretty crazy stuff at times. But that is poker. One thing that seems to happen a lot to me is I leave the game for a cuppa/p come back just as my aa/kk is timed out. Then watch as someone shoves.

You need to drink "tap water" its much quicker to get and you'll get back in time to get your Aces cracked.

[david3103]

I always think threads like this are a level, and then realise there really are people out there who actually think this; so funny...it's all rigged

You do see some pretty crazy stuff at times. But that is poker. One thing that seems to happen a lot to me is I leave the game for a cuppa/p come back just as my aa/kk is timed out. Then watch as someone shoves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Availability_heuristic

you're welcome

so when I watch the run out with AK vs AQ and it's A J K 9 and I think, just need to avoid the 10.......

[david3103]

I always think threads like this are a level, and then realise there really are people out there who actually think this; so funny...it's all rigged

You do see some pretty crazy stuff at times. But that is poker. One thing that seems to happen a lot to me is I leave the game for a cuppa/p come back just as my aa/kk is timed out. Then watch as someone shoves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Availability_heuristic

you're welcome

so when I watch the run out with AK vs AQ and it's A J K 9 and I think, just need to avoid the 10.......

Literally minutes after posting that I get this...

50p to Emanuel House when I next get there btw

GAME #4733072645: Holdem NL - 2013-04-15 16:02:18
Tournament  (804034649)
Table Dusk Monte £5 Feeder
Server poker33.ipoker.com
 
Seat 1: resdes75 (52,375.00 in chips)
Seat 3: jordan21110 (16,801.00 in chips)
Seat 4: RicRooster2013 (12,511.00 in chips)
Seat 5: bookiecrasher (121,625.00 in chips)
Seat 6: limpit69 (33,199.00 in chips)
Seat 8: No1pokerpops (18,150.00 in chips)
Seat 9: earl1069 (83,300.00 in chips)
Seat 10: wotevaminga (75,039.00 in chips)
 
resdes75: Ante 500.00
jordan21110: Ante 500.00
RicRooster2013: Ante 500.00
bookiecrasher: Ante 500.00
limpit69: Ante 500.00
No1pokerpops: Ante 500.00
earl1069: Ante 500.00
wotevaminga: Ante 500.00
resdes75: SB 2,000.00
jordan21110: BB 4,000.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to No1pokerpops [SA ]
RicRooster2013: Fold 
bookiecrasher: Fold 
limpit69: Raise To 32,699.00
No1pokerpops: Allin 17,650.00
earl1069: Fold 
wotevaminga: Fold 
resdes75: Fold 
jordan21110: Fold 
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ]

at which point I think..... "a seven's not good...."


*** RIVER *** [ ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
limpit69: shows [ ] (Straight)
No1pokerpops: shows [SA ] (Pair)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60,349.00
limpit69: wins 60,349.00