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« on: April 25, 2013, 01:44:00 PM »

I've started moisturising recently.

So far I've invested £1.80 in a pot of Nivea - should I be buying a more expensive product ?
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2013, 01:49:11 PM »

How is your current product performing? Which of these best compares to the softness of your face?

a) Baby's bottom
b) Badger's back
c) Mexican's arsehole
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2013, 02:06:48 PM »

How is your current product performing? Which of these best compares to the softness of your face?

a) Baby's bottom
b) Badger's back
c) Mexican's arsehole

tbf, I have pretty good skin, oily, swarthy. I'm nearer a) than b)

Bit early to say with current product. 2 days in and I've noticed slightly less flaking in the between eyebrow area but I'm guessing this is standard
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2013, 02:26:27 PM »

Is this a thread where I can safely talk about hair straighteners and the like without being mocked?
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2013, 02:27:32 PM »

Is this a thread where I can safely talk about hair straighteners and the like without being mocked?

I doubt it.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2013, 02:29:56 PM »

Is this a thread where I can safely talk about hair straighteners and the like without being mocked?

I doubt it.

FFS Boshi!  You should have let him at it so we could mock him.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2013, 03:53:11 PM »

Is this a thread where I can safely talk about hair straighteners and the like without being mocked?
Of course, nothing wrong with us chaps looking our best for the ladies or even for our own self esteem
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2013, 03:55:06 PM »

Nirvana, with the amount you will spend on cream just skip straight to:

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 06:29:43 PM »

I've started moisturising recently.

So far I've invested £1.80 in a pot of Nivea - should I be buying a more expensive product ?


Mate just buy Clarins

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 06:53:02 PM »

I've started moisturising recently.

So far I've invested £1.80 in a pot of Nivea - should I be buying a more expensive product ?


Mate just buy Clarins

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Well, I guess it is the Beemer of the moisturising world, perhaps I'm worth it
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 06:54:03 PM »

Nirvana, with the amount you will spend on cream just skip straight to:



lol, I don't actually mind the 3 or so wrinkles I have, I think it gives me a gravity that always means I'm taken pretty seriously
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2013, 08:02:38 AM »

Go to a generic department store and head for the orangest people there. That would be the Clinique stand.

Facial scrub is good for oily skin because it gets rid of all the daily muck. That or a facial wash, which is less abrasive.

Then you want a Scuffing Lotion (2.5 strength, for example).

Finally, the moisturiser I use is MLotion.

3 pronged attack.
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2013, 08:36:10 AM »

Go to a generic department store and head for the orangest people there. That would be the Clinique stand.

Facial scrub is good for oily skin because it gets rid of all the daily muck. That or a facial wash, which is less abrasive.

Then you want a Scuffing Lotion (2.5 strength, for example).

Finally, the moisturiser I use is MLotion.

3 pronged attack.

With the added bonus of receiving a gift pack when they're running their special offers.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2013, 09:12:19 AM »

Go to a generic department store and head for the orangest people there. That would be the Clinique stand.

Facial scrub is good for oily skin because it gets rid of all the daily muck. That or a facial wash, which is less abrasive.

Then you want a Scuffing Lotion (2.5 strength, for example).

Finally, the moisturiser I use is MLotion.

3 pronged attack.

With the added bonus of receiving a gift pack when they're running their special offers.

Which you can give as presents Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2013, 09:14:40 AM »

Go to a generic department store and head for the orangest people there. That would be the Clinique stand.

Facial scrub is good for oily skin because it gets rid of all the daily muck. That or a facial wash, which is less abrasive.

Then you want a Scuffing Lotion (2.5 strength, for example).

Finally, the moisturiser I use is MLotion.

3 pronged attack.

With the added bonus of receiving a gift pack when they're running their special offers.

Which you can give as presents Cheesy

Yep.  Chicks love them.  My Mom used to stock up when they were doing the gift promo...even if she didn't need anything.   
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