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« on: May 13, 2013, 10:42:14 PM »

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard. After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing. A few minutes later the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily, as he now has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper. This leaves the mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he was the subject of an anecdote and deduced quite rapidly the presence of humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 10:57:14 PM »

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are driving through the high country in Scotland. Atop a hill, they see a black sheep.

The engineer says: "All sheep are black!" The physicist says: "No, no, some sheep are black." The mathematician: "At least one sheep is black on at least one side."







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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 11:04:45 PM »

Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

Pascal is no where to be seen.

Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He’s sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.

Einstein says “Newton, you’re terrible, I’ve found you!”

Newton says “No no, Einstein. You’ve found one Newton per square meter. You’ve found Pascal!”
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 11:20:24 PM »

Ha!

Thread has potential!

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 11:24:47 PM »

Perhaps not, geeky jokes are quite a niche market!!!

There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn’t know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can’t come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, ‘I’ve got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.’
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 11:32:43 PM »

I don't think stuff like this is that bad. There are a lot more geeky gags out there, most of which I can't make head nor tail of.
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 11:35:25 PM »

Ha!

Thread has potential!

Don't think it does - I haven't seen any jokes about Alessandro Volta.
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 11:36:00 PM »

Perhaps not too geeky.  I also heard some terrible computer related jokes that probably wouldn't qualify for this thread.
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2013, 11:48:54 PM »

Ha!

Thread has potential!

Don't think it does - I haven't seen any jokes about Alessandro Volta.

Guilty as charged
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2013, 11:58:32 PM »

Keeppp them coming. Im a massive fan of geeky t shirts also yet i dont own any yet Sad!
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 12:05:41 AM »

I was talking to someone (on the rail...) the other night at Gala Birmingham about the early days of online poker. He commented about it being like typing commands into MS DOS.

I managed to come out with

C:Bet

We laughed.

Had to be there.
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 12:16:39 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2013, 12:23:59 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."

Did he have any meth on him?
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 12:54:14 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."

Did he have any meth on him?

I don't get it. 
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2013, 12:56:19 AM »

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop one day. Once he's pulled over, the policeman taps on his window and says "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am."

Did he have any meth on him?

I don't get it. 

Only those who have watched breaking bad will  Smiley
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