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« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2006, 07:37:57 PM »
Quote from: thetank on January 23, 2006, 07:34:38 PM
To the man who knows everything about Rounders.....

What accent was John Malkovich's character using?
I think it was pidgeon American Russian Gaelic
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« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2006, 07:39:59 PM »
Quote from: I KNOW IT on January 23, 2006, 07:37:57 PM
Quote from: thetank on January 23, 2006, 07:34:38 PM
To the man who knows everything about Rounders.....

What accent was John Malkovich's character using?
I think it was pidgeon American Russian Gaelic

WRONG..Dove American Russian Gaelic
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« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2006, 07:40:27 PM »
Cheese cake?? Cheeeese .... Cake???   ( Peter Kay )
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« Reply #48 on: January 23, 2006, 07:48:43 PM »
Garlic Bread??....Garlic Bread??......Bread With Garlic?Huh?
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« Reply #49 on: January 23, 2006, 10:04:40 PM »
From i think Greg Norman or Jack Nicklaus

 "The more i practise the luckier i get"

And written on a Blues Guitarists Gravestone......... " Didn't wake up this morning "

And for those that remember my heat where i beat Barny heads up , after he moved in on the river with his top set of kings , i stood up and said " I guess that means i win " and turned over QT for the nuts which i had flopped , his face was one of total disbelief.

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« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2006, 10:31:50 PM »
Your as much use as a chocolate fireguard!!

you couldnt organise a p*ss up in a brewery!!

Your as much use as an ashtray on a moterbike!!

Chicken Tarka like tikka but otter!!

you have got more chance of me doing that than plaiting fog!!

Just a few i remember from my childhood hope you like them xx
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« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2006, 11:31:10 AM »
Quote from: TightEnd on January 21, 2006, 01:36:18 PM
I love great quotations, from the funny to the meaningful I look out for them all the time


Do this as you wish, and here's a few to start you off


" After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse "  WC Fields

" I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe...I beleive what I believe is right" George W Bush

"whats another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood" Oscar Wilde

"Buy land. They've stopped making it" Mark Twain

"I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception" Groucho Marx

 


Here are a few of my own Tightend - hope you enjoy!

I have lived, for not only have I learnt to love - but I have tasted chocolate under the influence

My youth and wisdom never got to meet - in fact, I don’t think they even greeting each other in passing.

I never feared the possibility of failure - but stagnating as a person scared the shit out of me

If man learns from mistakes - then I have learned so much

How can I complain when I can no longer die young?

A man should be like a tree and branch out in every direction.

Guilt and I used to walk hand in hand - now we don’t even talk to each other.

At last I have a dogs life - for I can now give as well as receive unconditional love

I measure my wealth by the people in my life

Death and I have made our peace - but I still tell it to fuck off every day
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« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2006, 11:39:03 AM »
Quote from: ACES on January 23, 2006, 10:04:40 PM
And for those that remember my heat where i beat Barny heads up , after he moved in on the river with his top set of kings , i stood up and said " I guess that means i win " and turned over QT for the nuts which i had flopped , his face was one of total disbelief.

That reminds me, here's the list of quotes from Late Night Poker - I love your one about the right thing at the right time.

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0264986/quotes

Is Jesse May's date of birth right - he's only 26? Or have they got him mixed up with another Jesse May?
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« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2006, 11:57:18 AM »
Doh!    ( Homer Simpson)
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« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2006, 12:02:17 PM »
... the king is dead, long live the king.
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« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2006, 01:33:23 PM »
 "Elvis has just left the building "
Apparently came about as he never did an encore.
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« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2006, 04:15:48 PM »
Chinese proverb

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day  Grin
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« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2006, 05:58:29 PM »
US comic Steven Wright

" I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him "Come here Stay. Come here Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me"

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends"
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« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2006, 01:53:33 PM »
MMMMmmmmmm donuts  ( Homer Simpson )

MMMMmmmmmm Duff beer ( Homer Simpson )

 
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« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2006, 04:30:55 PM »
"3-0 and you ****** it 3-0 and you ****** it up"   
Wycombe Fans to Macclesfield fans after we came from 3-0 down to lead 4-3, we then conceded two in 5 minutes to lose 5-4.

"Not when I breathe but when I love I live" 
A 16th century catholic poet.  Used it at my brothers wedding in the Best mans speech.  Bought the house down and my brothers in laws all think I'm great.
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"Love is better than a warm trombone"

"Table Tennis Rules, they're so confusing it's not played by fools"
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