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Quote from Dave "el-blondie - monty burns " Colclough at the Cincins cash game. El-blondie : "How can you call me with  high?" Me: " because I knew you were Bluffing!!" El-blondie: "back in my day we would never have done that!!!!!!" |
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2006, 05:06:24 PM » |
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You can park your car anywhere providing your hazard warning lights are flashing, even on the centre spot at Wembley during the FA cup final. ( Craig Charles )   |
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« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2006, 05:08:56 PM » |
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You can park your car anywhere providing your hazard warning lights are flashing, even on the centre spot at Wembley during the FA cup final. ( Craig Charles ) Thats probably the most watchable thing at wembley these days. |
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Hans Gruber - Die Hard
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« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2006, 05:15:06 PM » |
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« Reply #64 on: February 05, 2006, 11:42:46 PM » |
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Just remembered a corker from Jimmy Greaves.
"Emile Heskey has an awful first touch. It goes further than I can kick a ball these days. His second touch is worse - it's usually a sliding tackle!"
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« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2006, 11:58:02 PM » |
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i remember greaves saying the exact same thing about mark hately baron. it must have been one of his favourite quotes as well  |
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« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2006, 06:25:55 PM » |
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Steven Wright is the quote-meister
My favourite is 'Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines' - trully words to live your life by
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I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to mis-attribute this quote to Voltaire.
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« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2006, 06:29:14 PM » |
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Another Steven Wright:
"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths"
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #68 on: February 07, 2006, 01:41:05 AM » |
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to mis-attribute this quote to Voltaire.
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« Reply #69 on: May 03, 2006, 10:40:42 PM » |
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Why was Mystery721 banned?
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« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2006, 10:43:39 PM » |
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Why was Mystery721 banned?
He insulted Ironside in a PM i think. |
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Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not.  |
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« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2006, 12:18:42 AM » |
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"They could not hit an elephant at this distance." Last words of General Sedgwick before dying to a snipers bullet.
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection. — Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
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The two sweetest words in the English language: de-fault! De-fault! De-fault!
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« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2006, 09:31:49 AM » |
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"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm"
Winston Churchill
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« Reply #73 on: May 04, 2006, 09:40:15 AM » |
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Mark Twain on matt674:
''What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.''
And boy did i ever prove him wrong!! Ok maybe not  My favourite.......... "It was Sooooted"  |
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« Reply #74 on: May 04, 2006, 10:40:10 AM » |
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Why was Mystery721 banned?
He insulted Ironside in a PM i think. He should of done what the rest of us do and insult him openly then! lol J/K Iron hun xxxxx |
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