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« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2006, 01:47:03 PM » |
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Your foot is as long as the length between your wrist and your elbow
your face is the size of your palm your height is the same length as your arm span |
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2006, 01:50:27 PM » |
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In Connersville Wisconscin, no man shall shoot off a gun whilst his female partner is having a sexual orgasm
Fifty two percent of Americans think early man coexisted with dinosaurs
how can this be true i have been to america countless times and i can say as a matter of fact that less than 52% of americans can think |
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2006, 03:52:04 PM » |
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reply to the nuns post, i can read ur post as fast as i could if it were written in the correct order, wot is written is completly true! and in kentucky it is a legal requirment to bath once a year and in alaska it is illegal to have sex with a dead fish (is it ok if its alive?)
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« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2006, 06:44:16 PM » |
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canada is so-called because when settlers met native canadian indians
the indians said canada which meant follow me but the settlers thought they were telling them where they were
and the kangaroo is so called because someone asked an Aboriginie what it was & he replied Kangaroo - which meant I don't know. |
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, with a badger on its back.
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« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2006, 06:48:18 PM » |
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Drummer keith moon is responsible for Led Zepplin getting their name.
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"And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
Hans Gruber - Die Hard
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« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2006, 01:49:59 PM » |
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You win most of your poker money from putting your opponents in a position to make big mistakes and not from your own brilliant play. There are 2,598,960 possible poker hands with 52 cards.  |
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« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2006, 03:00:19 PM » |
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins who pay for the privelege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. You wont find that one down the job centre  \o responses to that as all the male blondites are on a plane to Guam..... |
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« Reply #52 on: January 23, 2006, 03:03:35 PM » |
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Useless fact 213: Since records began kitten kidnapping's in the Manchester area were at an all time low between 3rd January 2006 and 12th January 2006..........
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« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2006, 03:08:02 PM » |
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Useless fact 213: Since records began kitten kidnapping's in the Manchester area were at an all time low between 3rd January 2006 and 12th January 2006..........
 manchester - is that somewhere up north? I am getting my own - newly single and need something to cuddle at night...........kitten on its way........  |
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« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2006, 03:18:38 PM » |
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C'mon - dont pretend you dont know where Manchester is!!! Here's a picture of the number 1 suspect in the kitten kidnappings - police say the person is cunningly disguised but you cant fool us monkeys i know i've seen this picture somewhere before!!! [attachment deleted by admin] |
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« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2006, 03:21:26 PM » |
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« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2006, 03:23:12 PM » |
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« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2006, 03:28:01 PM » |
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Well done Matt I have been trying for months to beat her.
Have a gold star
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2006, 03:30:45 PM » |
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Well done Matt I have been trying for months to beat her.
Have a gold star
 Thats an arrestable offence - by a police offier in uniform - another useless fact...... If you are stopped by a traffic officer in the UK he must be fully clothed including his hat otherwise its illegal...... |
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« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2006, 03:34:22 PM » |
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Thank you i will look forward to it, although there are probably 100 or so people who will try and convince you otherwise after the first blonde bash  Well done Matt I have been trying for months to beat her.
Have a gold star
Thank you is this like the FPP scheme on pokerstars?? If i collect several Gold Stars can i trade them in for prizes or even better..... bananas? Should i ask how/why all this came about?!?!?! |
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